You tell some guys you want to swim and I swear to God they hear something else entirely
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You show up at a hotel (because all the best swimming pools come with hotels attached, duh)
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You approach a reasonable-looking gentleman, like, ‘pardon me, dear sir, but could you teach me how to swim?’
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And the guy is smiling like:
So you innocently take off your shirt to wear a perfectly normal swimsuit
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Alert: summer body has finished loading.
Next thing, your milkshake has brought all the boys to the yard like
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You enter the swimming pool for your lessons from this nice gentleman. Next thing he’s ‘accidentally’ touching breast
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“Oga, is this how they used to do the butterfly stroke?”
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What is that touching my back? OH GOD SIR WHAT’S GOING DOWN IN THIS SWIMMING POOL?
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And this is why, no matter how many times we have tried, some women can still not swim
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