22 Hilarious Questions To Ask On A First Date To Help You Really Get To Know Your Date

August 18, 2015


Or not.

When you’re on that first date.

And there’s that awkward silence.

Because none of you knows what to say.

Don’t worry, we got you! These are 22 questions that can fill that silence:

1. Which power ranger speaks to you most spiritually?

2. Do you think cats have any regrets?

3. How long are you willing to sit in agony rather than stand up and get an out-of-reach remote?

4. What’s the longest you’ve left dropped food on the floor for before picking it up and eating it?

5. How many murders have you witnessed?

6. How many days do you wear the same pants in a row before it becomes, like, a problem?

7. How many donuts can you fit in your mouth at once?

8. How quickly would you leave me for Chris Hemsworth?

9. Have you ever been, like, sexually attracted to a piece of fruit?

10. How many times a day do you wish you could just set yourself on fire?

11. How many seconds into the first movie theatre preview do you finish your bucket of popcorn?

12. When is the last time you clogged a toilet and just left it for someone else to deal with?

13. Which room in Hogwarts would you most wanna have sex in?

14. How big do you think Thor’s penis is, just like, scientifically speaking?

15. Can I trust you to never pressure me into faving one of your tweets? Ever. Like, not even if we get married?

16. Do you put the toilet paper roll on the right way or the murderer way?

17. Have you ever shit so hard you had to lie down after?

18. How many times have you tried communicating telepathically with a dog just to see if you could?

19. Would you literally have sex with a minion?

20. What do you think Shrek meat tastes like?

21. Which body part of yours is the friendliest?

22. Beyonce or I kill you?

If you ask any one these questions, you obviously don’t want a second date. If you REALLY don’t want a second date, you can get more questions here.

Good luck!

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