By popular demand, we have put together a female version of the Zikoko name dictionary.
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1. The Ada
Ever faithful
Good girl
Values her man and her family’s opinions
2. The Damilola
She’s not interested in ‘growing’ with you – better come correct
Instagram celebrity
She doesn’t care
3. The Ejiro
Dating you but definitely marrying another
Expects you to take care of her
Allowances are part of the relationship
4. The Bolu
Very misunderstood
Been heartbroken too many times
Stronger than you know
5. The Tolu
Once was a good girl
Very attracted to Yoruba demons
Complete and utter flirt
6. The Chisom
She’s coming on a date with 4 other friends
No emotions
Serial dater
7. The Titi
Laid edges
Not interested in learning how to cook for you
Daddy’s girl
8. The Seun
Brazilian hair, lashes etc.
Expects gifts
Very needy
9. The Chioma
Very hardworking
Every man’s dream wife
Often lightskinned
10. The Seyi
Party girl
She loves guys with beards
Goes best with an “Ayo”
11. The Halima
Savage
Every boy wants her – your boyfriend too
Will exploit all your weaknesses
12. The Wura
Kind and very intellectual
All about the melanin
Natural hair matters
13. The Tobi
Peng petite babe
She and her squad are goals
Likes lightskinned men
14. The Nara
Mistress of Curving
150 unread messages – your own is among
Everyone has a crush on her
15. The Adeola
All talk no action
Will always hold her man down
Feminist
16. The Ifeoma
Ready to get married
Great sense of humor
If you’re not ready for marriage, she’ll leave you
17. The Rukiya
Looking for oil or politics money
Great sense of humor
Serial cheat
18. The Tosin
Two-man type of girl
She treats every boy like they’re special
Breaks hearts for fun
19. The Olamide
Genuinely nice girl
Great listener
Gets dumped a lot
20. The Ngozi
Very blunt
Feminist
Usually an IJGB
21. The Zainab
She likes your best friend too
Compulsive liar
Very very vain
22. The Tola
She loves relationships
Never single
Always has a plan B
23. The Maryam
Shady AF
Sarcastic tendencies
Very dramatic
24. The Bimbo
Usually short
Very generous but really mean
Potential wife material
25. The Onyinye
Always beautiful, sometimes brilliant
Can be found in an Igbo musician’s video
Loves intelligent men, but may still give you a chance
