1. The chester

Baddest guy ever liveth, feels no pain. All the girls hailed him when the teacher finished.

2. The fake hard guy: tries to be like the chester, but starts squeezing face after the second stroke

He can even start crying after!

3. The running man

Once cane touches his body, he’s off.

4. The one that begs everybody to go before him

You will still chop the beating sha.

5. The cry baby

This one has already cried for God to spare him before cane even nears his body.

6. The one that takes five minutes to react after every stroke

Oga, other people are on queue oh!

7. The one that always challenges the teacher flogging.

‘Sir, my doctor said nobody should flog me, I have Oesophagus.’

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