14 Faces You’ll Recognize If You Ever Had A Class Captain In Secondary School

May 26, 2016

1. When you enter a new class and the teacher is looking for someone to choose as captain.

I’m not here for all that responsibility, abeg.

2. When that annoying classmate that was campaigning hard doesn’t get picked.

Ouch!

3. When you’re gisting with your guys and you hear the class captain shout “ALL STAND GREET!”

Oh God!

4. Class Captain: “Sir, you said you would give us a test after today’s cla…”

Are you well like this?

5. When they remind the teacher that was already leaving about collecting assignment.

What the hell?

6. When the class realizes they started writing names of noise makers 30 minutes ago.

You cannot warn people, abi?

7. Your face, when the teacher doesn’t collect the names from them:

Especially after there was (x20) by your own name.

8. When you see them going to call that teacher that already forgot about their class.

Who sent you message?

9. When a teacher asks them if your class has a free period and they lie that you don’t.

You sabi the work.

10. When they forget to tell the class that the teacher said their will be a test.

If it’s to write names of noise makers you’ll remember that one.

11. When you’ve not finished your assignment and the class captain is leaving to submit.

Wait na.

12. When you see the class captain coming with exam scripts.

Bring that thing.

13. The class captains face, when they flog him because of the class:

“You people will see.”

14. When the class captain tells that oversabi teacher that their time is up.

Bless you.

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