1. You, going to the ATM to withdraw your last 1k.God help me.
2. You, calculating how you’ll use the money to survive till salary enters.Garri, garri, and garri.
3. When you reach the queue and ask the necessary question:“Amatyour back, please.”
4. When you try to use faith to withdraw N1,500 instead and you see “insufficient funds”.Hay God!
5. You respect yourself and just jejely choose the 1k that brought you there.Let me not shame my ancestors.
6. When you’re waiting to hear the “krrrrrr” sound and the ATM resets.Chineke!
7. You, begging the ATM to respect itself: