1. Oga ‘Need for Speed’.
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Thinks everything is a race. Oga cahm dahn, it’s just Ikorodu road.
2. The ‘Tortoise’.
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Pray you don’t get trapped behind them in traffic. They can spend 3 hours on Ikorodu road.
3. The ‘Convoy King’.
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Everyone must know when he’s in town. Oga, we hail o… na only you get road.
4. The ‘Road Rager’.
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Aunty sorry, I just wanted to cut in front of you. No need to call my grandfather a bastard na.
5. The ‘Snapchat/Texter’.
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Will take 5 selfies while speeding. AUNTY LOOK ROAD!… You wan kee person?!
6. The ‘Learner’.
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Dont go near them, if they jam you no one will be on your side. Because “na learner”.
7. The ‘DJ’
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Plays loud music with his windows down. Once he’s jamming Wizkid, we’re all jamming Wizkid.
8. The ‘Rich Kid’.
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BENZINO BABA… G-wagzzz… CBN!! We respect your government.