1. Yes, I slept with your friend. But now you know she can’t be trusted.
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You’re welcome o.
2. Okay, so I ate another womans food. At least now I appreciate yours more
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Nawa o, I was only trying to help.
3. Wow, you didn’t know that when I was calling another woman baby, I was only trying to teach you to share
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You can’t even share. So selfish
4. So I didn’t pick up your calls. Don’t you know absence makes the heart grow fonder
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Duh, I’m doing this for us.
5. Maybe I said football is more important than you. But only because I’m trying to teach you not to trust anyone
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Obviously na, it’s common sense na.
6. Yes o, if you cheat, i’ll leave you. Because cheating is wrong
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Because cheating is wrong.
7. If I break up with you, i’m only teaching you to have strength
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That’s the whole point. Now you’re a stronger person.