1. You will have a more experienced friend there presiding over the whole thing.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1494931243/weed_2_bxy7ni.jpg)
“Don’t be afraid. I am here.”
2. You will cough…..A LOT.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1494931481/smokingcough_1_eznjmw.gif)
It’ll feel like you’re about to cough up a lung.
3. You will expect it to take effect immediately but it won’t and you will be pissed.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1475065692/IMG_1078_ndwdc2.jpg)
They’ve scammed me sha.
4. You’ll remember how your friends hyped their first time so you’ll keep smoking.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1494931888/chris-brown-smoking-weed_wj19dt.webp)
I MUST be high.
5. Bits of weed will get stuck to your tongue.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1495010988/tongue_yc4pnj.png)
How is this happening??
6. You will almost smoke the wrong end of the blunt by mistake and your experienced friend will be like
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1495011624/IMG_mfs4q6_gg7vys.jpg)
“This nigga almost burned his lips! Lmao!”
7. You’ll hold the smoke in your lungs way longer than you should.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1495011961/smoke_2_khfxkk.png)
You don’t even know why. No one knows why.
8. You will try to do those cool tricks people do when blowing out smoke.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1495012733/smoke_1_ptpniu.gif)
And you will fail.
9. All of a sudden, everything will be become super funny.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1491947825/laugh_hrifnn.gif)
This is when you realize it has started taking effect.
10. If you’re normally a paranoid person, your paranoia will kick into overdrive.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1490091924/shocked/why/mr_krabs_shocked_meme.jpg)
WHERE AM I?! WHAT IS THIS?!
11. Then everything will go into slow motion.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1495013161/leo_dicaprio_anvyjj.jpg)
WHHHHAAAATTT IIISSS THHHIIIISSS?!
12. You will get SUPER hungry and proceed to eat everything in sight. This is called “Having the Munchies.”
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1495013518/eating_eba_ds6iru.png)
BRING ALL THE EBA! NOW!
13. Then you will pass out.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1480242999/sleeping-man_d5xixm.jpg)
It will feel like the world’s most peaceful coma.
14. Then you’ll wake up in a couple of hours and you’ll be sober but also hungry AF!
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1480246903/TUMMY-STOMACH_drbqrh.gif)
It will feel like termites are eating your stomach from the inside.
15. This will be you if you don’t have food around when this happens.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1487170606/crying-taraji_mxkquy.gif)
GOD WHY?!!!!
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