1. What everywhere feels like right now:
2. You, drowning in your sweat every single night.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395719/vhj66dj97oihc2avkfl6.gif)
Is this how I will die?
3. When you try to take a cold shower and even the water coming from the tap is hot.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391405/z55ajuxcdl3hpauam2at.jpg)
What is this sorcery?
4. When you start sweating the second you step out of the bathroom.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391389/xumuhvjz2vt1kuo2mnnz.png)
Hay God! Who did I offend?
5. When you realize NEPA chose the hottest time of the year to stop giving us light.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391365/tbiu4mhntxf4xwprowxi.png)
You people are clearly witches.
6. When they manage to bring small light but the fan is just blowing hot air in your face.
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See me see trouble.
7. When you go somewhere and they don’t have AC.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395761/vnojkfbolspcdvqqrynv.gif)
Please, I’m going. It is not by force.
8. You, praying for even small rain to fall.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391490/gyx5bs1yqfjl1711iaif.jpg)
God, please do it for your children.
9. When the heat rashes finally attack.
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My back oh.
10. When you start missing the dusty harmattan.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391313/lqkrpp2ty4o1qrl5doft.jpg)
Harmattan, we are sorry we complained.
11. When someone tries to bring up having sex in this heat.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395727/r9r9sxwvkievuskstomn.jpg)
It’s like your ancestors are mad.
12. When you see your fellow strugglers complaining about the heat.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395868/erfz9yyvknbux4tt5al9.jpg)
You guys understand.
13. When you see someone wearing plenty clothes.
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WOOL IN THIS HEAT??? Clap for yourself.
14. When you have to enter public transport and the body odour slaps you right in the face.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395672/xa5lwvx1lqhdt46ktk9d.gif)
What the hell?
15. When you get stuck in traffic in a car without AC.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395868/wgabl7bbxyc8nvnjdfzr.png)
I was not born to suffer, biko.