We’ve Uncovered The Mystery Behind Drake’s Son

July 3, 2018

Ladies and gentlemen, the internet has done it again.

Yes! We did it! We cracked the code.

Remember Drake’s big scandal? The one that made us all aware of the fact that he has a son.

That one Pusha T made very public. Do you remember now?

It must have been a difficult time for Drake because till date, he hasn’t replied Pusha T, or made any interviews about the issue.

Our poor lil Drizzy…

Anyway, his album ‘Scorpion’ topped charts in the U.K and U.S just 2 days after its release. His fans stayed loyal through it all.

Jokes on Pusha T, Drake is still the GOAT.

Obviously, Drake didn’t deny having a son. His explanation was rather straight forward.

“I wasn’t hiding my son from the world. I was hiding the world from my son.”

Drake’s fans understood every bit of it. The world is trash anyway, you were right to do that.

Oh, poor sweet Drake. We still love you.

But that isn’t the mad part. Drake named his son Adonis Mahbed Graham.

We don’t know what that means in this part of the world. We just know that’s his name.

Let’s go back in time a bit. Remember that line from “God’s Plan” we were all singing?

“I only love my bed and my momma, I’m sorry.”

Well we have been fooled. The internet just made the wild discovery that Drake might have said “I only love Mahbed and my momma, I’m sorry.”

Okay, shoot me!

I just knew it! I knew I didn’t love my bed that much! My bed is somehow hard.

But everyone was singing it. And I thought I loved my bed that much.

Everyone on Twitter has agreed that if this was what Drake actually meant, this might be his smoothest line ever.

And with that, I have nothing left to say.

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