If your fingers bleed from scrolling the internet or you keep tabs on the latest celebrity gist, this quiz is for you.
If you don’t get 10/13, just delete your social media accounts and go and focus on yourself.
Take this test:
Questions
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Which of these Nigerian celebs wasn’t at the MET Gala?
One of these artists went viral for marrying an honourable:
Which famous Nigerian author confirmed they had twin boys?
The image below represents a popular slang on X.
Which Nollywood movie made “Achalugo” one of the most used compliments in 2025?
The pastor who flashed a stun gun at a TikToker this year has one of the following names:
Which superstar sent a fan home for sleeping at their concert?
These celebrities’ weddings rocked the year, but only one happened in Iceland:
Were you online when a certain famous person tried to stop a plane? If yes, who?
Which of these artists got mixed reactions from Nigerian Twitter for their Tiny Desk performance?
Body used to be “tea.” Now, it’s _____.
Which of these Nigerians didn’t set a Guinness World record this year?
Which of these Nigerian artists was declared wanted by the police?
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Wow. You might just be the internet bank. Impressed with you, my friend.
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You have done your best, my friend. You aren’t just up to date as much as you think you’re. Good luck next time.
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Smfh. Are you 40+? Or you don’t have a phone or internet connection? Or you’re just clueless? Or all of the above?
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A key player in Nigeria’s telecommunications industry, Airtel Nigeria, is set to revolutionize the way Nigerians experience home entertainment with the launch of its new product called the ‘Airtel Smart Router’, a device, which apart from providing connection to regular internet enable devices, is capable of transforming a regular television set into a Smart TV.
The launch of this innovative solution is a significant effort to address the disparity in entertainment experiences across Nigerian households, bridging the gap between those enjoying a plethora of premium digital content on smart TVs and those limited to terrestrial broadcasts or basic decoder services.
One of the standout features of the Airtel Smart Router is its versatility. The SIM-based, 4G capable device can connect up to 10 devices in the home. Whether it is entertainment, security, work, or leisure devices, users can seamlessly connect smart cams, smart bells, tablets, smartphones, laptops, and TVs — all on the same internet subscription. This powerful mix ensures that the Smart Router is not just a tool for entertainment but a comprehensive solution for all connectivity needs in the modern home.
Before delving further into the product’s features and enticing benefits, it is essential to highlight Airtel’s trajectory as the most innovative telecoms company in Nigeria. Consistently launching products and innovations that extend beyond airtime and data services, Airtel has empowered its customers with unparalleled technological advancements. From the days of the ‘The Smartphone Network to ‘A Reason to Imagine’, Airtel has continually introduced groundbreaking solutions, offering Nigerians consecutive innovations for premium entertainment.
Circling back to the innovation of the day, which is the Airtel Smart Router, this device is a game-changer in the realm of home entertainment technology. By leveraging both wireless and Ethernet connections, it enables users to enjoy a smart TV experience directly on their existing television sets.
This device is embedded with applications that allow users to effortlessly access popular apps such as Netflix, Hulu, and Showmax, news app, devotionals, music, gaming, sports, and more. The result is a personalized and immersive viewing journey that caters to diverse entertainment preferences.
Whether it is to stream the TV shows, connecting with loved ones, or securing the home, the Airtel Smart Router is a credible new gateway to a smarter, more connected lifestyle.
While users enjoy all the benefits of the Smart Router, they can rest assured that their data and devices are protected from unauthorized access, due to its robust encryption and authentication protocols that ensure a secured connection.
Acquiring the Airtel Smart Router is straightforward. Interested users can purchase the device online via Airtel’s website for N25, 000. The offer includes unlimited data for 30 days and a 100% bonus for six months when recharging between N10, 000 and N15, 000. Recharging can be done conveniently through various platforms, including Airtel’s website, by dialing *370# or using bank apps, Quickteller, and other airtime/data purchasing channels.
The bundles for this device include monthly plans ranging from 20GB/N5000, 25GB/N8000, 40GB/N10,000, 75GB/N15,000, 120GB/N20,000, 200GB/N30,000, 280GB/N36,000. For extended months, users can also opt for 400GB/N50,000 for 90 days, 500GB /N60,000 for 120 days, and 1TB/N100,000 for 1 year.
The Smart Router also has unlimited bundles. The offer are as listed below.
Unlimited Weekly N5, 000- 30GB + 1GB daily upon exhausting main bundle
Unlimited Light/N15, 000- 120GB + 5GB daily upon exhausting main bundle
Ultra Standard /N20, 000- 200GB + 10GB daily upon exhausting main bundle
Unlimited Diamond/30,000- 300GB + 10GB daily upon exhausting main bundle
Unlimited platinum 60,000– 550GB + 10GB daily upon exhausting main bundle
One thing is certain about the Airtel Smart Router, for every individual and their various data usage capacity, there is a data bundle for everyone. Kudos to Airtel for making this happen.
On Thursday, March 16, millions of Nigerians had limited access to the internet on their mobile and computer devices. Subscribers of telecommunication companies like MTN and Airtel couldn’t access social media apps and website pages. Customers of financial institutions also had trouble accessing their bank apps and USSD services.
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According to multiple reports, the internet outage was a result of damage to international undersea cables supplying the country with connectivity.
MainOne on duration of repairs
MainOne network, a major internet provider for Nigerian banks and internet providers, suffered extensive damage to its submarine cable system which affected internet connectivity for many of its clients.
In a statement issued on Friday, March 15, the company said it needs to “identify and assign a vessel, the vessel has to retrieve the necessary spares required for repair, and then sail to the fault location to conduct the repair work.” This would be followed by pulling the affected cables from the seabed and getting technicians to fix them.
This entire back and forth might take a total of one month.
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What does this mean for customers’ access to the internet?
On March 17, MainOne returned with an update stating service had been restored to some customers while working on complete resolution for all affected.
“We have already restored services to some customers and are actively working on restoring services to others via capacity acquired on available cable systems.”
Many people also had their internet access restored on their mobile devices, and some were able to transact on their banking apps. In a March 18 statement, MainOne said it worked with regional partners to reroute traffic and restore services for banks, telcos among other companies in the West African business community.
MTN via an Instagram post told customers that internet services have significantly improved and “work continues round-the-clock on recovery efforts”.
As of the time of writing this report, Airtel has yet to issue an update to customers. However, internet services on the network have significantly picked up in the country.
Meanwhile, Globacom customers enjoyed uninterrupted internet service during the outage on Thursday. The telecommunication company in an Instagram post said that its network wasn’t affected by the fibre cut.
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After the heat of the ENDSARS protest, Nigerians woke up on June 5, 2021, to the worrying news that the government officially banned Twitter. This was the country’s first real encounter with an internet clampdown since the controversial bill seeking to regulate social media. The ban was lifted on January 13, 2022, after six months, and Twitter operates freely in Nigeria today.
But a similar event is currently happening in another African country.
What’s this internet ban in Senegal about?
There’s been a temporary suspension of internet services in Senegal since June 1 due to recent civil unrest and protests in the country.
The internet ban was part of the government’s effort to maintain stability and security following the unrest that broke out after the sentencing of leading opposition figure, Ousmane Sonko. Sonko was handed a two-year sentence for “corrupting the youth” after getting acquitted on charges of the rape of a masseuse. His supporters, however, protested the sentence while suggesting it was a ploy to prevent him from contesting in the presidential elections scheduled for February 2024.
At the moment, citizens have restricted access to social media platforms like Facebook, WhatsApp, Twitter and Instagram.
How does this affect the people of Senegal?
As of 2023, Senegal is home to an estimated 14.7 million internet users, representing an 80% penetration. Imagine waking up one day, and suddenly, can’t access your favourite social media platforms, websites, or even communicate easily. Lives and businesses have been affected by the internet ban. The internet ban costs the country over $300k every 60 minutes.
Are citizens completely shut out?
At the moment, some citizens have managed to stay connected by using paid and free Virtual Private Networks (VPN) services.
Is an internet ban legal?
In some cases, the governments may enforce such restrictions temporarily. For instance, during Nigeria’s Twitter ban, information minister Lai Mohammed in a statement accused the platform of promoting “activities that are capable of undermining Nigeria’s corporate existence.” In such a case, it’s the government’s prerogative to take actions deemed appropriate to maintain stability and avoid chaos in the country. However, it’s essential to balance these actions with the rights to free speech, access to information, and digital freedom.
What can we do to support those affected by the internet ban in Senegal?
At this moment, it’s important to show solidarity with the people of Senegal by staying informed and spreading awareness about the situation. Senegalese citizens in the diaspora and citizens of other African countries can be involved by amplifying the situation on social media and drawing the attention of the global community. #FreeSenegal is a trending hashtag.
Has the internet ban been lifted in Senegal?
At the time of reporting, the internet ban is still in effect. Zikoko reached out to Camir, a 31-year-old Senegalese resident of the Kuer Massar area and he had this to say.
“Everything is calm at the moment, but the internet hasn’t been fully restored. We still need VPN to access social media, including WhatsApp.”
From the people with valid points to the ones who are angry for no reason, here are the different types you’ll see in a Twitter conversation. Know the ones you’re dealing with so you can avoid trouble.
The instigators
The ones who tweet clearly stupid or controversial things just for engagement. They always disappear when the chaos starts, so beware of their trap.
The fire stokers
The devil has many advocates and most are on Twitter. The best place to find them is in the comment section of the instigators.
The market sellers
These ones don’t care about anything. They just want to use all the trending topics to sell their market. So if you see a tweet that ends with words that make no sense together — “Buhari, Oshodi, BBNaija” — just know they’re trying to sell something.
The attention-seeking contrarians
If everyone is arguing about whether or not two plus two is equal to four, you can be sure to find someone who’ll mention how numbers are a capitalist invention. They’re the ITKs of Twitter.
The commentators
These ones actually want to have a conversation. They’ll lay down points that’ll make you feel sorry for them for talking sense in a wild place like Nigerian Twitter.
The jokers
It’s never that deep with these people. They’ll come at any hot take with a slam dunk that makes everybody forget why they were angry in the first place.
The angry ones
For these ones, every conversation is a threat of violence. They just want to insult anybody with a different opinion. No matter how calm you feel, once you engage them, heat will start catching you. They might even curse your father for no reason at all.
On Zikoko Ranked, we would usually rate things from best to worst or most enjoyable to least enjoyable. This is a bit different because everyone is on equal footing. It’s a large compilation of rubbish.
MTN
They promised they’d be everywhere we go, but not with good network it seems. If they manage to give you network, they would attach a straw to your device and SUCK out your data. We advise they quit trying to be a network and just enter drinking competitions for a living.
9Mobile
The best thing about them is that in locations where all other networks suffer, they shine. Unfortunately, not everyone is trying to stream their favourite show from the top of a mountain.
Airtel
Where does one even begin with a network like Airtel? At random moments, nobody in a particular area will have network for a long time. Then they’ll try to apologise with 50MB. So not only is the network bad, but they’re also disrespectful. Also, it’s clear their entire budget is dedicated to TV commercials.
Glo
People say Glo is getting better, but is Glo aware they’re supposed to be getting better? Because it seems like they aren’t. If multiple people within a location are using glo, the result is a phone that’ll buffer from now to thy kingdom comes.
Spectranet
How can you be an internet provider in Nigeria, but not work in all Nigerian states? That’s the story of Spectranet. They select which states are entitled to their poor service. How can you be forming exclusivity with rubbish? Even in Lagos, their internet will work in one house, but somehow, not work at all in the next. It’s giving Owambe-caterer eyeservice.
Smile
What’s actually there to smile about? The price? The network? The name must be an ironic joke, because what is there to smile about? They claim to provide “SuperFast” internet, but their network doesn’t go beyond 3 mbps at any given time. Blatant liars.
