Hey, you. Are you tired of calling your significant other by their name, or worse, by their sex (like a 72-year-old married man)? Regardless of what your answer was, you’re in luck. Here’s a list of disgustingly cute pet names for your lover.
Don’t you dare thank me.
![Beau, a cute pet name for your lover.](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/zikoko/2020/02/beau.png)
Throw some Français in there.
![Sweetheart. a cute pet name for your lover.](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/zikoko/2020/02/sweetheart.png)
What’s better than a delicious vital organ?
![Partner-in-crime, a cute pet name for your lover.](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/zikoko/2020/02/crime.png)
Serving “Bonnie & Clyde” realness.
![Crunchy Kidney, a cute pet name for your lover.](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/zikoko/2020/02/kidney.png)
Again I ask, what is better than a delicious vital organ?
![Samosa cute pet name for your lover.](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/zikoko/2020/02/samosa.png)
Let’s face it, it is the best-tasting thing in a small chops pack. All the Samosans, let me hear you say “AYYYYE!”
![Gizdodo, a cute pet name for your lover.](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/zikoko/2020/02/gizdodo.png)
Don’t think too much about it.
![Agbalumo, a cute pet name for your lover.](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/zikoko/2020/02/agbalumo.png)
Yes, agbalumo, with its sweet-sour taste. Just like your toxic-ass relationship.
![Credit alert, a cute pet name for your lover.](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/zikoko/2020/02/alert.png)
What? What’s cuter than a cre –?
That’s it. I’m done. Go use these cute pet names for your lover(s).
While I have your attention, go read these 15 love puns you can use to butter up your significant other before steamy sex.