Hey, you. Are you tired of calling your significant other by their name, or worse, by their sex (like a 72-year-old married man)? Regardless of what your answer was, you’re in luck. Here’s a list of disgustingly cute pet names for your lover.
Don’t you dare thank me.
Throw some Français in there.
What’s better than a delicious vital organ?
Serving “Bonnie & Clyde” realness.
Again I ask, what is better than a delicious vital organ?
Let’s face it, it is the best-tasting thing in a small chops pack. All the Samosans, let me hear you say “AYYYYE!”
Don’t think too much about it.
Yes, agbalumo, with its sweet-sour taste. Just like your toxic-ass relationship.
What? What’s cuter than a cre –?
That’s it. I’m done. Go use these cute pet names for your lover(s).
While I have your attention, go read these 15 love puns you can use to butter up your significant other before steamy sex.