Ladies and Gentlemen!

It’s Valentine’s Day and love is in the air! It’s that special day where you shower your romantic significant with gifts in the hopes that they put out in ways they never do on other days of the year.

Yes, whether you want to go exploring hidden regions on your partner’s body hitherto unexplored or you just want a quiet vanilla night of missionary sex and mildly aggressive nipple chewing, here are 15 love puns you can use to butter them up and make them more likely to acquiesce to your filthy requests.



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