12 Things You Can Say During Sex And At A Job Interview

July 3, 2020

1) “I will put in the effort and bend over backwards to make sure that every customer walks away satisfied.”

2) “I’ve had a lot of experience in similar positions.”

3) “Do you have any other openings I can fill?”

4) “I’m flexible and open to working in any position.”

5) “I would love the opportunity to be under you.”

6) “I enjoy a hands on approach.”

7) “I always come on time.”

8) “I look forward to being on your staff.”

9) “I’m happy to start at the bottom and work my way up.”

10) “I don’t mind working in group settings.”

11) “I have the experience and endurance to get through sticky situations.”

12) “You’re going to have to pay more than that if you expect me to do what you’re asking for.”

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