In light of this recent and brilliant discovery, we’ve tabled a list of things we need the government to help us quickly find. We await their favourable response.
1) Location of Bubu
Call us, daddy Bubs. We miss you.
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2) Canadian bae with citizenship
Lagos state government, pls. It’s urgent. Pls, bae must be located in Ontario and not some remote province.
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3) Judgement day
So that we can plan ourselves. Sin small and quickly repent before the big day.
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4) Dollars
Especially the one you can pick on the floor without turning to yam.
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5) Money I misplaced when I was 10 years old
It can change my current financial situation.
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6) My lost long primary 5 bae
My dearest Tola.
Since we last saw my life hasn’t been the same. However, I find respite in the fact that one day we’ll be reunited at long last. On that day we shall meet in a place where there’s no darkness.
Till then, ko stay jiggy.
With love, your pencil and sharpener bae.
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7) Job that pays ₦900,000 with just small insult
My body is ready, my excellency.
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8) God fearing sugar mummy/daddy
LASG, I come to you as a child of God. I hope you look favorably upon my request.
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9) How to do money ritual in a way that will please God
I can’t displease God because of money.
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10) Where I can sell my kidney
Your excellency, I’m willing to give a commission on the successful sale of the said kidney.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/zikoko/2020/02/kanayo.jpg)
11) How to Jaapa without IELTS
Nobody has time to write a letter to an uncle that’s not lost about the holiday you’re definitely not going to spend.
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12) The Oba’s staff
“Do am if e easy” – Burna Boy.
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