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Nigerians Share Their Hilarious Lagos Stories

All the funny things that happen in Lagos.

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Last Updated December 14, 2015

Lagos seems to be the most “lit” city in Nigeria and everyone that has lived there must have a lot of funny stories to share. Nigerians on Twitter came together and shared the funniest things they have experienced in Lagos.

The raunchy masquerade.

https://twitter.com/mis_tafara/status/676146536544411648
Wow!

Your name becomes “customer” whenever you walk into any store.

If you are female, your name on any street is “fine girl”.

*Unlooks*

Some places in Lagos are not good for seize the bae 2015 movement.

https://twitter.com/HuntellaDotNet/status/676141886214680576
I can’t be seized from such  distance, Daddy.

How to get away from LASTMA.

https://twitter.com/Ohioleh/status/676141256632832000

The Yaba boy chronicles.

When it’s about to get crazy.

Getting swindled at computer village.

https://twitter.com/barrybanbi/status/676278518930624512

When all pride and shame is gone.

I will even wash your motor.

Eating killer noodles.

Is it how it ends because of ordinary Indomie?

Ah, yes! The annoying traffic.

Those unexpected fights.

https://twitter.com/sayrusty/status/676096901364629504
I never hexperred it.

When the stock shirt isn’t so stock.

Ikeja, the place for complete makeover.

Is this one okay?

Meeting a potential bae.

You can’t even kiss in peace.

https://twitter.com/cristianoyinkus/status/676293129608278016
All the faces in your business.

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