Doesn’t it feel like it was only yesterday you were showing the boys your ‘tesumole‘ and ‘galala‘ crossover dance, while taking your first shot of Friday night’s rocks.
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Now it’s Monday morning and you’re waking up at 3 AM to surprise traffic that somehow always manages to surprise you.
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We feel you and we know how just how badly Monday is kicking your ass. To prove it, here’s exactly how you’re you’re feeling this Monday in Moremi’s Nigeria:
Why is everyone being alive so loudly?
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If like most people today, you’re nursing a hangover that has defied every trick in the book you know, you’re probably hating on Kunle who is sitting at his desk, eating crackers a little too loudly for your liking.
If it’s 12 PM now, and I have until 5 PM, that means I just have to survive 2 rounds of 2 hours and one break and I’m good.
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We see you Isaac Newton.
If I take my break at 4 PM, will this office let me escape around that time?
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Yes, we know you’ve thought this every week since you started working. The answer is no, think happy thoughts instead. Xri bou dah.
Do I even have to work?
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Who salary epp? Actually don’t answer that.
Lord, if you make this weekend come quickly, I promise I won’t waste it. I’ll sleep and plan the rest of my year like I promised on January 1st.
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Yeah right. Call us when you’re outside 57 on Friday, okay? First shot on us.
Maybe if I don’t look at my watch, it’ll make time move faster.
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*Stops looking at watch 12:30 PM. Waits two hours, time — 12:32 PM.
Your thoughts? 👀