Somewhere in Nigeria, a group of men are currently updating their list on how to beautifully ruin someone’s life with their charm.
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It could be you sis, or me. Actually maybe both of us.
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So far, my investigation has shown the multiple ways a Yoruba Demon can break up with you.
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The first thing I figured out is this: once you start hearing “it’s not you, it’s me”, please just agree, it’s him.
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According to the Book of Yoruba Demons chapter 7 vs 23, in some cases he actually loves you, but…
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”Baby, my pastor called me after church and told me we have to end it. He said you’re not the one for me”.
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Once he starts fighting over every little thing, that’s the beginning of the end.
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“But why can’t you just fold the toilet roll when you finish using it? Ha!”
“Sorry, the number you’ve dialed does not exist, please check the number and dial again.”
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Or you try to DM him on Instagram and as soon as you open Instagram you see a picture of his new babe.
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Or in most cases you don’t even get the opportunity to see his babe, because he has blocked you.
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While you’re still in doubt, you head over to his house and that gateman you used to give 50 naira everyday comes out and says…
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The grandmaster of all their break up strategies. I don’t know if you’re ready for this one.
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He sends you a wedding invitation.
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If you’ve never experienced any of these, I hope you don’t.
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