You’ve met Buhari the military dictator.
You’ve met Buhari the klutz.
You’ve even met Buhari the swag daddy.
But have you met … Buhari the lover?
Well, us neither.
This caption — typed out by the president’s least favourite Special Assistant, is as romantic as a bank account opening application form.
Then the first lady dropped her little anniversary tweet too.
Why didn’t they even attempt to @ each other? Why were no names mentioned? Did Jubril steal the president’s Twitter password? I smell an unromantic rat.
Unnecessary shade to the side. Buhari dey born oh! And all so good-looking too. The first family can get it!
