1. You, devising new tactics to catch your prey.
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Have to be prepared.
2. When you finally meet a light-skinned Igbo babe that is stronger than you.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391118/n20mmjl88l2kqfgxgwyh.jpg)
This one has passed me.
3. When your girlfriend catches you in bed with her sister so you vex till she apologizes for coming home too early.
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Next time call before you come home.
4. When you see your girlfriend you’ve cheated on 70 times shaking her male co-worker’s hand.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391112/acmgiwgub9rkuptsolnq.jpg)
These women ain’t loyal.
5. When your girlfriend is bringing up marriage after just 7 years, so you dump her.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391118/m9z82uyztkkljnw95ghq.jpg)
Impatient woman.
6. When you see your ex being happy and fulfilled without you in her life.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472396047/zbwyukfuolisvd8qmyge.jpg)
See me see trouble.
7. When your girlfriend accuses you of cheating but you’ve been faithful for 2 whole days.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391112/b1fnqqn8g8xonjvp4pdi.jpg)
With all my effort?
8. When you realize you have finally fallen in love.
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Hay God!
9. When you see a babe you like and she is telling you she is married like that one is your business.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395958/zhldwk4b9aeugeeggppw.jpg)
Is that what I asked you?
10. How you use N200 credit to call the 27 women in your life:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472396047/iwvugahorerx7p68xit4.jpg)
As a professional.
11. You, trying to deceive all your side chicks that your heart belongs to them.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391112/fkfy2qmwvsrzudjt8wpb.jpg)
Only you baby.
12. When you hear one of your 26 side chicks is leaving you to get married.
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The pain.