If The BBNaija HouseMates Were Characters In A Classic Nollywood Movie

August 29, 2021

What if the BBNaija Shine Ya Eyes Housemates were characters in a classic Nollywood movie? Who would be what? Here you go, we pieced together that puzzle for you.

1. Maria – The beautiful female antagonist

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The female character who is literally on top of the world when the movie starts. She’s rich and is dating the richest guy as well. But she’s spoilt and has way too many enemies because she’s mean and rude to everyone. She’s also the one whose address Karma has a delivery for.

2. Whitemoney – The male protagonist

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The heartwarming from “grass to grace story”. The one who the audience roots for and can relate with. He gets his happy ending at the end of the movie and gets the woman of his dreams too.

3. Pere – The Cunning Villian

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Chiwetelu Agu ran so Pere can waltz. He’s smart, extremely calculating, and annoyingly cocky. But of course, without him the plot would be one-dimensional and who wants that? By the way, Thanos better watch out, this one is coming for his rings.

4. Liquorose – The supporting character

The antagonist’s friend who is actually a good person herself. She gives the best advice but her advice is always ignored of course. And she has enough content surrounding her to get a significant number of scenes but not enough drama to be the main character.

5. Saga the protagonist’s friend who is in a happy relationship

The happily married and extremely boring friend. The one who always declines hangout invitations from his friends because he wants to stay home and help his wife loosen her hair.

6. Nini- Another happily married character

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The one getting married at the very beginning of the movie. Her relationship is goals for the other female characters and they rely on her to matchmake them with her eligible bachelor friends. They also fight viciously to catch the bouquet at her wedding.

7. Angel – The girl next door

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The hot and fun girl next door. All the guys like her and all the girls are threatened by her but her drip remains fresh and unmatched.

8. Peace- The Female Antagonist’s Side Kick

The one desperately trying to impress and be friends with the female antagonist. She talks trash about other people too and inherits the female antagonist’s enemies.

9. Cross – The resident bad boy

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The one who hosts all the parties and dates all the hot women.

10. Saskay – The all round good girl

This is the character who always has her shit together. She has a good job, is in a serious relationship, and just does no wrong.

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