In today's dose of Zikoko madness, this week's #AWeekInTheLife subject inspires Tife to become a sugar baby (girl, same), we had some words with Curtain and gave FG some advice.

Today's newsletter discusses Asake's crazy work rate, the past week at #BBNaija and much more. Side note, Tife is casually going through an existential crisis (seriously, she needs to know what a "munch" is).

In today's newsletter, Tife is worried about how much light she's getting, cartoon intros take us back to the good ol' days and we talk about how BBNaija gave us a classic case of "What I ordered vs What I got".

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