Z! Daily – My siblings didn’t know about my japa plans

September 17, 2022

Also: What’s friendship without trust?

17 September,
2022

Hey, you. I think these NEPA/PHCN guys are really scared of my lawsuit threat. Since they fixed my light, they’ve been bringing and taking it a suspiciously high number of times.

Not that I’m complaining o, but since I started writing this letter, they’ve brought the light like five times. I’m not even kidding. Guys, I know you’re working. Relax, it’s enough.

Tife Editor

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The Inside Gist-ish: What’s Friendship Without Trust?


Halimat* and Aisha* (both 21) live in the same estate, are from the same state and once shared the same interests. So they were bound to be friends. But after four years, distance strained the relationship, and an act of mistrust caused it to end.


What changed?

The first problem was I’d become a lot more lax with Islam. I stopped covering my hair and was very vocal about never doing that again. She, on the other hand, was still very modest. We still had the same interests, so I could let some of her comments about me not covering my hair slide.

But then, she told my mum about something I trusted her with, and it all went downhill from there.

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