• You heard it here first: Zikoko has a new documentary series coming out, and it’s called “HER“. The series shares its name with our women-focused vertical, HER, under which we have told all kinds of stories about women over the years. 

    This time, with the on-screen adaptation, we are bringing you some of the realest stories of incredible women in film format. 

    The series is produced and directed by award-winning storyteller Aisha Nana Salaudeen. Her approach to the project was to fish out women with strong stories of economic power who haven’t been very forward-facing. In other words, women doing important work whose impact isn’t necessarily loud. 

    One of the featured women is Ibukun ‘IBK’ Akinola, the Payments Director at PiggyVest. You know PiggyVest, but do you know the woman who makes sure the money moves? This series takes a deep dive into IBK’s life and process, as well as those of other women breaking barriers and inspiring young women and girls everywhere.

    In this interview, Aisha tells us more about the documentary and the process behind bringing it to life.


    What drew you to direct and produce the HER docuseries, and how did your personal journey shape the way you approached this project?

    Working on this project for me was a no-brainer. I decided to work on it before knowing what it was about. Big Cabal Media is like family, and I love the work Zikoko does, so it was an automatic yes. When I got to know what the project was about, especially the central theme, Women Economic Power (WEP), I said, “These people are speaking my language.” I also thought about the impact it would have beyond  Nigeria. These are issues women around the world can relate to, and I wanted to be part of telling the story.

    This series explores women and their economic power. How did this theme resonate with you personally, and influence your storytelling choices?

    My approach was to spotlight women who fit the theme but aren’t as forward-facing. So, women who are doing important work, but whose impact is not loud. For example, when people think of PiggyVest, no one really thinks about or knows IBK. But without her, everything will crash. For Tara, it was her resilience, the way she juggles many things at once. I wanted to show that hustle spirit Nigerian women are known for. Generally, I wanted a mix of women from different economic backgrounds. I identified something in each of them and moved with it. I’m glad the Zikoko team was happy with the choices.

    What were some of the emotional or creative challenges you faced during production?

    Everything about the project felt challenging. Every day on set, I’d ask myself what I was doing. At times,  things got very emotional. While shooting Tara’s episode, for example, I saw how people related with her on different levels. She became emotional too. I think she felt overwhelmed and grateful for how far she’d come. The access she had given herself to power. It made her feel good, and that got to me.

    What guided your decision in choosing the women spotlighted? Were there qualities or stories that stood out?

    There were a number of common threads across these women’s lives, but the one that stood out the most was the need to find your path as a woman, especially towards financial independence. That’s my story, too. Because I’m a woman, I could connect the dots, feed into the nuances, and empathise with their experiences. Balancing each story could have been tricky because the women were so different, but I was intentional from the start. Anita also kept reminding me to stay on track. I also think it wouldn’t have been difficult to do this, like I said, a lot of women can relate to the central theme of WEP. A lot of women are seeking access to economic power, and on sexual reproductive health (SRH), women relate to things as common as periods.

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    Did directing the series challenge or shift any unconscious beliefs or stereotypes you may have held?

    I wouldn’t say I had any unconscious beliefs or stereotypes before directing the series. But the process helped reiterate certain things for me, like the need to be open-minded and the importance of women telling their stories. By open-minded, I mean understanding and accepting of the choices women make and the contexts they exist in. Because let’s be honest, we don’t always have that many options. The choices these women have made may not make sense to many of us, but they define their identities, and that should be okay.

    In your view, how can storytelling like this help shift the narrative around women’s agency and power?

    I always say storytelling will save the world, and this campaign is part of that. It shows different variations of what’s possible. You cannot be what you cannot see or imagine. Women need to see these stories so that they can imagine more for themselves. I love that the target audience is young girls who can draw inspiration from accomplished women, and who will receive proper SRH advice. I’m very happy with the work we’ve done.

    Why do you think it’s important to tell stories like this, and what do you hope changes when we do?

    Generally, I’m not asking for too much. I want women to stop being ashamed of these conversations. To question existing beliefs that don’t favour them and challenge the status quo. I want them to ask: “Why are we okay with not having access to power?”, “Why are we scared of making money and having access to power?”, “Why should we not speak about these things?” I want responses that are emotionally and intellectually stimulating. I hope girls see how these women attained economic power and feel motivated to climb the career ladder. I want to spark feminist conversations about early marriage, about things we usually avoid. I want men to watch it too. I want them to see that some episodes were directed by men and think, “Wow, men are supporting this campaign too?”.

    Looking at your body of work, where does HER sit in your creative journey?

    I’m proud of this project. I love the idea of what it can do. My goal is really to tell stories in as many formats as is humanly possible, and HER  fits into that. I’m just happy for the opportunity to learn, relearn, and unlearn, especially with the brilliant people I worked with on this.


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  • We know Zikoko throws the hottest parties in Lagos, right?

    Zikoko has another party for boys and girls on May 11, 2024 at Muri Okunola Park. We’re calling it “Strings Attached”, a social event for lovers, families, friends, frenemy, singles, situationships, etc., to reconnect, make friends and build community.

    But first thing first

    Secure your entry to the event, AKA your ticket. String Attached tickets cost ₦0.00. All you have to do is follow these steps.

    NOTE: If you already have an account with OneBank, find the next steps on their IG’s first pinned post.

    Now, you’re ready to party. If you need someone to guide you on what to do, I’m your guy and I know everything you need to do..

    Dress to kill

    Get your best attire and throw your swag on. You’re coming to have a fabulous time, so you should look the part.

    Become a lyrics genius

    Chewing your mouth as artists like Johnny Drille, Fave, Qing Madi, Dwin, The Stoic and Aramide perform their songs won’t cut it. Doesn’t it just feel so good to sing along to the music?

    Between now and May 11, listen to these artists’ catalogues and know their lyrics by heart. It’ll be worth it, you’ll see.

    Bring your dancing shoes

    It doesn’t matter if you’re a bad dancer or can give PocoLee a run for his money, boogie down and dance away.

    Mingle with others

    You’re at this party to relate and meet new folks. You see a fine boy or girl you want to say hi to, don’t be shy. 

    Capture every moment

    Take photos and record videos. The memories will make you happy a month or year from now. Keeping memories >>>>

    Discover music gems

    Strings Attached is your best opportunity to discover new artists and create a new party playlist — especially if the DJ is real lit.

    P.S: The DJ set will indeed be lit.

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  • Eroticism is one theme that Afrobeats effortlessly eats anytime it comes to it. Whether directly, subtly or figuratively, it’s clear through these particular songs that artists can communicate their romantic and hedonist desires well.

    Bump this:

    Ready — Sarz, Fxrtune & Pjstar

    Straight-up uncouth, Ready fills your head with Kama Sutra. This song is for the real eaters — the ones who won’t leave the sheets before a complimentary buffet.

    YAHWEH — Lojay

    Hold your church mind; don’t get it twisted that this has anything to do with God. This song supports the sweet gibberish you mutter in the course of the sloppiest “slurp-slurp”.

    Water from Wine — Amaarae

    Amaarae sings for those who’ll text back “omw” when their sneaky link calls. They just want to have a good time that’ll keep their satisfier on speed dial.

    Water — Tyla

    When realisation hits that this song isn’t about hard labour nor a conversation with a workout instructor, your mind quickly unwraps the subtle request for an intense genital meet-and-greet. As a queen who values her time, Tyla asks, “Can you blow my mind?” If she has to hustle for her own nut, you’re better off seated in your house.

    Attends — Brazy

    This fast-tempo House song takes you straight to the dance floor. When Brazy says, “Whine your waist, oda bi rubber,” you have to obey and put your flexible low waist to serious grinding. But with, “Cheat on me, I cheat on you” Brazy preaches that you pay your liaison back in their coin. 

    Amma HOE — Bizzonthetrack

    On this self-confessed jam about being a hoe, Bizzonthetrack makes it clear he’s unavailable for commitment. He’s only committed to whoring activities.

    Boytoy — SGaWD

    The sexual awareness SGaWD flaunts on Boytoy is admirable AF. This song is for the sexually liberated folks who own it with their chest. 

    Shibebe — Olamide feat. Fireboy DML

    Indoor is where the fun is at. You have all the time, space and privacy to “shibebe” (flaunt your waistbeads), Netflix and chill, do waterworks and all other sorts of debauchery. At least, that’s what Olamide Baddo and Fireboy DML said on this track.

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  • Artists come and go, but the exceptional ones stick around to build name and relevance. As we wave 2023 goodbye, we’ve marked out ten new cats we believe will seize 2024.

    These artists made our list because of their talent, uniqueness, consistency and quality of the music they put out this year.

    Pop

    Kold AF

    The light has been on Kold AF, born Aninooritsewarami Alero Oritsesesan, since she and French music producer, BGRZ, put out the six-track EP, KOLLIDED, in October 2023. Almost every stage that gave space to upcoming stars this year — The Future Award Africa 2023, Jameson Distillery On Tour and Indie Vibe House Party — has seen her in action. She was one of the highlights of Aristokrat Records’ Open House Volume One album, which showcased some artists on the come-up in December 2022. In the same month, Kold AF released a two-song pack called Kold Szn. Influenced by Burna Boy and Cynthia Morgan, her voice and vivid storytelling distinguish her from the crowd. 

    Image source: Kold AF

    Morravey

    Morravey is more than just Davido’s latest signee. She’s one of the brightest talents out of one of Nigeria’s biggest breeding grounds for talent, Port Harcourt (PH). With a catchy delivery and vocal range, her impressive performance on Davido’s IN THE GARDEN introduced her to a wider audience. In November 2023, Morravey released an introductory album called RAVI, and with her label’s backing, she may be everywhere in 2024. Based on the project and with her PH background, the singer-songwriter is set to tell Afropop stories in new and interesting ways.

    Instagram: Davidonews

    Qing Madi

    Qing Madi’s See Finish (2022) enjoyed some viral moments this year and earned her a position as Spotify Africa Equal Ambassador in June 2023. Madi has since released other singles like Why, Ole with BNXN and Journey, and finally, her self-titled debut EP. At just 17 years old, Qing Madi’s music has peaked on popular charts like Apple Music chart, Turntable Official Nigeria Top 100 and Official Charts Afrobeats. With this trajectory, she’ll only get bigger in 2024.

    Instagram: @aijaupdates

    Rap

    OluwaMillar

    Favour Joshua Oparemi, AKA OluwaMillar, penetrated the underground rap scene in 2022 with a series of songs and features. He was on For Her (Voice2Rep’s compilation album), Menu with Droxx, Kokoka with VRSD, Fake Heads with Blvck Oreo and a remix of Menu with Emaxee, O’Shea and PayBac iBoro. In 2023, he came out with a two-song pack titled Agba Beef, which featured the songs AGBALAGBI and Beef Dey. The beautifully unique delivery of Yorùbá language in his music sets him apart from the many rappers springing up these days.

    X.com: @llarim9

    Jeriq the Hustler

    On December 10, 2023, Jeriq the Hustler filled the 15,000 capacity Okpara Square in Enugu for a concert. The Igbo-speaking rapper’s catalogue goes back to 2018 with releases every year till date. With upcoming features and co-signs from top industry people, Jeriq is about to be in our faces in 2024.

    X.com: @the49thstreet

    Droxx

    Only a few artists can boast a solid streak of up to 20 guest features in a year. Droxx, AKA African Chief, has long proved himself as one of the pioneers of Drill music in Nigeria and a top contender for most revered new rapper in the country. He opened for Davido’s “Timeless Concert” alongside Rebelwav in Abuja on December 15, 2023. With every performance, Droxx showcases true passion, consistency and his charisma places him as one of the coolest young emcees who’ll make 2024 a year to remember in Nigerian Hip-Hop.

    Image source: Droxx

    R&B

    Brum3h

    Brumeh Oghenekaro is a singer-songwriter, record and vocal producer and sound engineer who calls himself “Emo Boy”. The name accurately describes the deep feelings Brum3h expresses on his songs. As the R&B scene returns to its purest form in Nigeria, you’ll find acts like Brum3h in the frontline, uncompromising and passionate with his rhythm and blues. In September, he released Typewrit3R Volume One — a set of love letters to a difficult lover.

    Image source: Spotify

    Rukmani

    Rukmani is managed by Cokoon Records (sister company to Aristokrat Records). Straight out of Port Harcourt, Rukmani masterfully renders intimacy, vulnerability and youth onto her soul-searching audio material. And her debut album, Angel On the Run (2023), encompasses these elements perfectly.

    Image source: Spotify

    RnB Princess

    Staking her claim as a singer and storyteller capable of deep emotion and soulful melodies, RnB Princess’ voice carries a warm appeal. Her dear diary EP, produced by Beezyx, proves this point.

    Image source: Spotify

    Alternative

    DoTTi the Deity

    Forever Sweet (2022), a neo-folklore jam that’s been reigning at wedding parties all year, has solidified DoTTi the Deity as an amazing songwriter, singer and performer. More than that, his lyrics showcase him as a Yorùbá language custodian for the new generation. In 2023, DoTTi released another EP titled For You Knew Me, giving us a peep into the greatness the singer will unleash in the coming year.

    Image source: Spotify

    Bizzonthetrack

    With Bizzonthetrack, you’ll get a mix of pop, R&B and lo-fi influences. You’ll also get simple lyrics that cover hustle culture, good life and sensuality. If you want to relax and have a good time or marinate in your feelings, Bizz is the guy. Start with his latest, Sir Jaiye Kuti, or attend his concert in Ibadan on December 23 to experience him live.

    X.com: @bizzonthetrack

    Ravington

    Sitting at the intersection of rap, singing and music production, Ravington has conveniently designed his own brand of alternative music. Borrowing from Cruel Santino, Odunsi the Engine and Black Magic, Ravington adds in his abstract style of production to go with his deep vocals. After his Retrograde Blues EP dropped in 2022, he put out five songs and produced for fellow up-and-comers in 2023. We look forward to his 2024 offerings.

    Image source: Ravington

    Production

    Afroselekta-BBK

    An Abuja-based music producer and artist, Afroselekta-BBK has collaborated with EESKAY, Zilla Oaks, Reeplay, Laxy-BBK and more of the city’s finests. His expertise is an alternative blend of Afropop, Amapiano, EDM and Hip-Hop sounds like drill, grime and trap. His music projects like AED & AMAPIANO (2023), DRILLER & VANILLA (2022), Dangerous (2021) and AED (2019) helped establish him as an expert on these sounds. We can’t wait for what he’ll bring in 2024. He’s also carved a dynamic spot for himself as an animator, writing scripts and animating videos for his music releases. 

    Image source: The Guardian Nigeria

    Kemena

    Some may recognise Kemena as a recording artist, songwriter and sound engineer, but he’s also a music producer with credit on all the tracks off his projects, Bond (2020) and Guitars and Malaria (2023). He creates and arranges his music from scratch and has produced for Joeboy (The Best For You), Badboywilz (Agbalagba) and Music Business Africa 2022 finalist, Jola Bello (Rain). His style swings between Afropop, R&B and alternative rock music. 

    Facebook: @Kemenamusic

    NYRP

    NYRP is an Afrobeats music producer making his name underground after he left the Sarz Academy in 2022. His soft popping beats have earned him production credit on songs like Jimni Abdul’s Royal Rumble, Söulaar’s Balance, Muis’ Saati Ramoni and The Lemon Vinyl’s Majo and Tomorrow.

    Instagram: @nyrp_szn

    DJing

    WEAREALLCHEMICALS

    When she’s not modelling or working on Dencity, her skateboard collective focuses on empowering women, Blessing Ewona AKA WEAREALLCHEMICALS, DJs. She has Gen-Zs spellbound with her Afrobeats, electronic dance (EDM) and House music mixes. You can catch her performances at every cool youth party in Lagos, such as Activ.Yard, Science Club and MELT. She’s on to something incredible with her unique mix style, and the mainstream will soon get fixed on her chemical doses. It’s only a matter of time.

    Instagram: @blessing_ewona

    DJ Kiss

    Anyone who’s paid attention to DJ Kiss since her Unilorin days circa 2018 knows she’s cut from a different fabric. She never misses with her selection of romantic early 2000 pop hits, both local and foreign. She also works with afropop and rap jams of the 2010s, and a slew of current Afropop, Amapiano, House and Hip-hop hits. Kiss has worked stages like the Jameson City Takeover, Afrobeats in the City and even her very own U.K. Summer Tour from August to October 2023. But no matter the size of the venue she plays, her set always brings the crowd alive.

    Instagram: @celebritydjkiss

    DJ 212

    DJ 212 is popular in the NYSC orientation camp and corporate events in Lagos for hot playlists of Afrobeats and Amapiano mashups. He’s the guy for anyone who needs twedding turn-ups and themed parties. After his Press Play Party 2.0 featured Asake and YhemoLee in February 2023, he’s set to have a blast with parties next year.

    Instagram: @dj2.1.2
  • It was a sunny Saturday on November 11, 2023. The premises of La Madison Place, Lagos, was buzzing with meat and party lovers who came together to experience the first ever Burning Ram by Zikoko.

    In case you missed it, or you knew about it and thought it was all hype — people hyped it because they trust Zikoko to deliver — everyone had fun. We didn’t want to go home. Just ask DJ Kiss, who played for us.

    These are the things you missed and how to fix up in 2024.

    Games

    People got into ludo, chess, jenga, table football, mini basketball and more.

    Meat

    The vendor stands had people enjoy suya and barbeque of all kinds, asun meat pie (and burger), nkwobi, small chops and a whole range of cocktails. The atmosphere was all delicious meat aroma and smoke.

    Movie time

    While people took pictures and made videos, patronised vendors and ate good food, others sat in a chilled tent and watched Avatar: The Way of Water, courtesy of FilmHouse Cinema and FilmOne Nigeria.

    Networking

    We made friends, exchanged compliments, contacts and IG handles, and could finally put faces to some of our online friends and internet neighbours. We met popular jingos like Joey Akan, Fu’ad Lawal, Emeneks, Dammy B, Hauwa L, Dwin the Stoic, Renike, Chigozie and many more.

    Ramsey the Ram

    It was a golden moment when Adeyinka paraded Ramsey, Burning Ram’s prized ram, as Blossom and Dammy (AKA the Dorime Sisters) followed, raising Jack Daniel’s bottles in the air.

    The raffle draw

    It wasn’t a play-play thing when we announced that one lucky guest will win a live ram. The big grill drum of raffle tickets was spun, and Chioma Katherine won our Ramsey. Imagine the joy of coming to Burning Ram and returning home with a ram. It’s equivalent to J Hus’ “came in a black Benz, left in a white one” lyrics.

    Fire breathers

    You might’ve seen fire dancers many times or even been one yourself, but have you seen fire dancers perform while tossing and spinning actual fire? These guys at Burning Ram danced all the legwork known and unknown while spitting flames out of their mouths. It was like Daenerys was in one corner whispering, “dracarys”.

    Eating competition

    When it was time to see who really brought an appetite to Burning Ram, fine guys and babes nominated themselves. With bowls of jollof rice and plenty meat before them, and a large, vocal audience around, they sat and devoured their plates. Others ate hot chicken wings while singing the Nigerian national anthem. Winners emerged and received stuffed bags of Burning Ram souvenirs.

    A rave

    DJ Kiss’ set buzzed loudly and N.A.T.E (Nathan Good luck) hyped us into party mode with a mix of afrobeats hits, classics like Konko Below and American pop that took us back to our younger years. We moved our bodies, jumped, screamed out lyrics and had maximum fun. 

    How to not miss a Zikoko event

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    Zikoko is alive on all social media platforms. Follow us and click the notification buttons to get all the updates. Subscribe to our newsletter, join our WhatsApp community, just be our best friends, and you’ll be first to know about our events as they roll out. 

    Get your tickets ASAP

    Secure your ticket before people rush it. You know how the saying goes; you snooze, you lose.

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    Leave home on time

    You’ve followed us, gotten the gist about our next event and your tickets as soon as they drop, don’t wait till it’s ten minutes to party time before you leave the house on the day of the event. Well, except you like attending parties when they’re over or you’ve missed the major activities.

    Burning Ram is over, but this meaty playlist can still keep you going this week:

  • As all roads lead to Burning Ram, the biggest meat cookout and grill festival in Lagos, on Saturday, we’ve taken it upon ourselves to curate the perfect vibe to pre-game to.

    Jam to these ten songs while planning for or heading to Burning Ram 2023. But get your ticket here first.

    Goat Chop Lion – PayBac iBoro

    The song and album, West African Goat, both suggest where rapper, PayBac iBoro’s head is at as he overcomes stronger forces to become the best rapper this side of Africa. On the 2023 track, he maintains competition but gives props to his colleagues, OdumoduBlvck, Reeplay and the rest of the Anti-World Gangsta crew in Abuja.

    Beef – M.I Abaga

    M.I Abaga released MI2: The Movie at the peak of his beef with Kelly Handsome in 2010, with its sixth track, Beef, taking direct shots at Kelly, “Kelechukwu, clap for yourself, well-done.” M.I poked him further, “Kpomo, you no chop. Fish, you no chop. Goat, you chop. You say you want beef.” Kelly replied with Finish You Boy in January 2011, but the world had moved on by then.

    BBQ & Shayo – The Lost & Found

    BBQ & Shayo is the funky lead single off of Face Off, a 2016 album by rappers Boogey and PayBac iBoro, and music producer, Charlie Xtreme (FKA Charlie X), under their collective, The Lost & Found. Singer, Rexx, performed the chorus in Igbo and English, celebrating in anticipation of a good time. 

    And exactly like he sang, tomorrow at Burning Ram, “The party go make sense o. You can bring your girlfriend o, for some barbecue and shayo.”

    Kako Bi Chicken – Reminisce

    The intro on this song is a hall of famer. Reminisce said, “I have moved to greatness,” and indeed Kako Bi Chicken became his breakout song in 2012. Produced by Sarz, this jam keeps the party pumping.

    Chicken Curry – Mr Eazi

    When Mr Eazi was still making Banku music and finding his way from Lagos to London, Chicken Curry featuring U.K artist, Sneakbo, appeared on his 2018 album. On it, Eazi sang that his “thing” tastes like chicken curry. Weird but the song is a jam.

    Chicken, Spice & Curry – Joeboy

    Joeboy featured Ludacris on this 2023 song on his latest album, Body & Soul. Just like Eazi’s Chicken Curry, Joeboy’s Chicken, Spice & Curry is about love and relationships. And you can drop a waist-whine to every rhyme as they roll out.

    Turkey Nla – Wande Coal

    The title refers to a thick lady, and this fast-paced afro-pop jam produced by Dapiano was the ultimate party starter when it came out in 2017. Six years later, Turkey Nla still raises the roof.

    Turkey Nla (Remix) – King Perry

    First off, this is not a remix of Wande Coal’s song mentioned above. This Turkey Nla (Remix) is a song on King Perry’s Continental Playlist EP of February 2023. But it does stress the same message WC had on his version.

    G.O.A.T – Seyi Vibez

    Seyi Vibez released G.O.A.T off his Memory Card EP early in 2023. The song samples old Apala artist, Fatai Olowonyo’s Elewue Wole Medley — a diss track aimed at Ayinla Omowura. But Seyi Vibez flipped it and made his own song about seeking divine guidance and having satisfaction in life.

    The Goat – Monaky

    Monaky released The Goat in 2023, a braggadocious single about his vices and lifestyle. At the time it dropped, many people still compared him to Burna Boy due to their similar vocal texture and music styles. Monaky might’ve been influenced by Burna, but he’s a unique act in his own lane.

    Cue up this playlist as you prep to meet Ramsey at Burning Ram tomorrow.

  • Have you been wondering which Zikoko Flagship you are? Yes? No? Just take the quiz.

  • Have you ever wondered what a first day at Zikoko looks like? Well, it’s a different experience for everyone because some are getting free food and others were told to sing. 

    “I tried to act cool”

    — Ifoghale, the newsletter writer who moonlights as a sweet boy

    My first day of work was April 1st 2021. I didn’t really know what to expect, but when I logged into slack, I saw a bunch of cute welcome messages and they made me really happy. I didn’t reply immediately because I wanted to seem cool. So I let enough messages come in before I finally said thank you. 

    I had no idea what my week would look like, but I just kept being whisked from one meeting to another. I wasn’t really nervous, but everything just seemed to be moving so quickly. That’s why even though I wasn’t meant to work that week, I met with the social media manager so I could get to work on newsletters. She gave me some codes and her handover note, but I didn’t start work till after my onboarding. 

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    “I got free food”

    — Dammy, the copywriter who exposes women’s secrets

    My first day was full of onboarding meetings. I was very surprised that the onboarding was planned out in my calendar and would last for two weeks. In all the places I had worked previously, I’d never done any proper onboarding. I just dove right into work

    The thing that intrigued me the most was how well thought out everything was. It felt so exciting joining a company that had structure and wasn’t just working on vibes. It’s so funny because, from the way Zikoko portrays themselves online, you’d never expect how much planning goes into the work we do.

    When I visited the office for the first time, the admin gave me a tour of the office and told me that everyone gets free food on their first day at the office. When the food arrived, I almost shed tears.

    “I forgot my email password” 

    — Ruka, the managing editor that’s too bougie for Zikoko beer 

    My first day at work wasn’t physical, so nothing striking happened except for the fact that I forgot my email password. So there I was — a newly hired manager — dm-ing the CEO to help me with a  link to reset my password. 

    My first physical day was on a Friday and there were drinks at the office. I’d been warned there’d be beer, but I came with a bottle of wine and my wine glass. You could say I came prepared. 

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    “Dwin told them not to embarrass him”

    Ama, the copy editor who’s always dragging everybody 

    The first thing I noticed was people’s hilarious Slack names that reflected their states of mind. Susan was “Su-Su Peppersoup”, Malakai was “Kai Is Cosplaying Happiness” and later “Kai-Kai like the strong drink”; Kelechi was “Kelechi’s Drafts Are Eating Him Up”. 

    I’d never been in a chill place before where people actually liked their teammates, so it was sort of a culture shock. There was a lot of banter. Dwin, the editor-in-chief, told everyone to give me a Zikoko welcome. He said, “Ama is joining us today as our Copy Editor. Say, ‘welcome plis don’t embaraz me.’” Everyone welcomed me with, “Welcome Ama plis don’t embaraz me,” while David responded with his account number.

    The time I visited the office (I work remotely), they gave me rice and chicken and coffee. So that was fun. 

    “I said nonsense” 

    — David, the NairaLife writer who keeps pet goats

    When they asked me to introduce myself, I thought I said nonsense. I tried to be funny and since nobody’s camera was on, I don’t know if my joke landed or didn’t. Luckily, nobody laughed at me or anything. After the meeting, they sent me my onboarding schedule and I realised there were so many meetings. 

    Since my first day, I’ve been trying to get everyone to sing on their own first day, but it doesn’t work because my coworkers are dead guys. As for sending my account number to Ama, it was because I wanted to collect offering money. 

    “I didn’t have a Zikoko ‘first day’”

    — Dwin, the editor-in-chief who writes the spiciest emails

    My first day at TechCabal was on a Monday and during the meeting, people were talking about what they did during the weekend. Not only were they talking about their weekend, but they were giving great detail about it too. It was interesting to watch. 

    Technically, I didn’t have a Zikoko “first day” because I used to work for TechCabal, our sister publication, and was already familiar with the team. So, I just had a transition period where I was kind of doing both jobs and then only one. 

    “David lied to me that I had to sing” 

    — Samson, the Citizen editor that may get us arrested 

    Switching to Zikoko was my first major change of work, so it was hard to set expectations for what to expect. I was already prepped for what my week would look like before my first day at the office, and I was impressed. I was given a quick tour of the office when I arrived, and my assigned buddy, David, helped me settle in with an introduction to everybody. On the day of the introduction, David told me that everyone sang on their first day as an initiation thing. I was scared that by the time I was done, there’d be bleeding ears. Luckily, that didn’t happen. 

    Also, one of my new teammates said I looked like an academic, and another said I looked funny. I was amused because both are opposites. The rest of the day was mostly just about having onboarding meetings, getting to know the company and what makes it tick.

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    “I wore formal clothes. Welp!”

    — Mariam, the HER editor who carries women’s issues on her head

    I was super anxious and had no idea what to wear. I ended up wearing something super official which someone at work told me, “Let this be the last time.” LMAO.

    When I got to the office, three of my friends who already worked here at the time calmed me down. Eventually, I was calm and everyone welcomed me. It was a good day. 

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  • A Week in the Life” is a weekly Zikoko series that explores the working-class struggles of Nigerians. It captures the very spirit of what it means to hustle in Nigeria and puts you in the shoes of the subject for a week.


    The subject of today’s “A Week In The Life” is a stay-at-home mum looking after a toddler. She talks about having to resign from her job while pregnant, the many ways toddlers try to off themselves and why she has no regrets even though some parts of her life are currently strenuous.

    MONDAY:

    Midnight:

    My day starts at this time for two reasons: either because my son took a late afternoon nap and he hasn’t slept yet, or he’s asleep and I’m boiling hot water and packing his food for when he wakes up around 3 a.m. to eat. 

    Thankfully, today is the latter. 

    The past couple of days have been intense: My son, his royal highness, has been refusing to sleep early, so my husband and I have had to take turns to beg him to sleep, sing for him, give him a night shower, and rock him to sleep under the AC. But, we didn’t do all that before he slept off today. 

    The day started with the voice of my baby waking me up around 10 a.m. In the previous days, my son would probably still be asleep by that time. And that’s why when I looked at the time after waking up, I started his day with a bath, a meal and general grooming activities. By the time I was done at 11 a.m., he was fully prepared to make my day a circus. 

    At one point, I was washing his plates from the morning meal, using my side-eye to monitor him, picking up after his mess and at the same time, considering running away from everything. 

    Before I blinked, it was 1 p.m. and I found myself changing diapers because he had pooed. Afterwards, I fed him again. Then I spent the next few hours fighting him for my phone to prevent him from smashing the phone or downloading weird apps and videos. 

    One minute I was hiding my phone, the next, it was 3 p.m. and I was setting the mood for nap time. Down went the blinds, up went the A.C, out went the diapers, into his tummy went water and then baby was gently rocked.  

    The moment I heard his first snore, I put him gently into his cot, tiptoed away quietly, and crammed all of the day’s chores into his sleep time. By the time I heard his first cry two hours later, I had already successfully washed, dried and ironed his clothes from the previous week. 

    Luckily, I didn’t have to hold him for long because his dad got back home a few hours after he woke up. From the front door, before he even had any time to catch his breath, I handed his child to him alongside baby food to feed to him. 

    After his meal and small rough play, he safely tucked himself into the arms of his dad. From then on, it was a waiting game for him to fall asleep. By 9:30 p.m., he was in dreamland. Then, my own day began and I could finally press my phone and catch up with the world. 

    Now, I’m up at midnight making plans for when he wakes up to eat in the middle of the night. Nothing serious. Just another week keeping up with a one year and eight months old baby. 

    TUESDAY:

    The first thought in my head when I hear the voice of my baby this morning is, “how do mothers who work while raising kids do it?” Because watching an active toddler for 30 minutes is enough to drive anyone insane. Not to add the stress of a 9-5 on top. 

    I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve screamed “no, no, no” today. In fact, one of the first things my baby learned to say was “no, no, no” because of how frequently I say it to him. If I’m not chasing him, he’s chasing me. Yet, I’ll still be the one who needs a foot massage from my husband at the end of a workday. Children are terrorists and I don’t know where they get their energy from. 

    When I talk to more experienced mothers, I hear that this is still the “good stage.” Apparently, my baby is still going to pass through terrible twos and threes, which means he’ll still show me more pepper. The thought of this alone is enough to make me not want another child. 

    For this child, my life literally stopped when I got pregnant. I went from being the best salesperson for a particular product at an FMCG to being asked to resign at work the next year due to pregnancy complications. Nothing hurt as much as watching 6 years and 4 months of my life slip through the cracks because I couldn’t show up at work like I used to. What made it more painful was seeing my company not caring for my well-being as much as I did for theirs. 

    Outside of work, don’t even get me started on the weird pregnancy cravings: coke in a glass bottle and not plastic coke. Vanilla ice cream from Chicken Republic. Garri water. Cold Nutri C or Ribena. 

    Not to talk of pregnancy complications such as always wanting to vomit, spitting every day — and my husband having to regularly empty and wash my spit cup — and losing almost 7 kg of weight under two months. 

    I can’t imagine going through this again, especially now that this time I’ll have to look after two kids. Although, occasionally, when I think about how much I love my son, the love of my life, aka the terrorist of my life, I find myself reconsidering my decision. 

    WEDNESDAY:

    We’re up early this morning. By we, I mean my son, his dad and me. Today is for spending time with grandma so mummy can have time off to run a few errands. Top of the list is to crochet a few beanies and scarves for sale as a supplementary source of income. 

    Since I left my job, I’ve been asking myself how women live and raise kids without jobs. While I recognise that this is a privileged stance, I still can’t help but wonder. The only reason I haven’t lost my mind is that I saved up a lot of money while I was still working a proper 9-5. It was just in late 2020 that I converted my crochet hobby into a side business for extra income and a sense of control in a chaotic routine. Even though the crocheting business is decent, I’m making plans to return to the corporate world in 2022 when my baby turns two. I’ve already started putting out feelers for a sales role in FMCG or a customer success specialist in a tech company. 

    However, nothing has come out for now. I know it’s just a matter of time before I hit my dreams. 

    But that one is in the future. Today, the only thing on my mind is how many scarves and hats I can make between when I drop off my son and when I have to pick him. 

    THURSDAY:

    To the untrained observer, toddlers are adorable balls of goodness that can do no harm. To us, the initiated, these toddlers are tiny balls of energy bent on harming themselves.

    This afternoon, I looked away for just one second and my child had scaled his cot. One minute he was inside and safe, the next, I heard gbim, watched him land on his arm and saw him run to me while crying. Thank God the arm is still working fine. 

    After that episode, he went climbing the glass table. As I was running towards him, he kept shouting “no, no, no.” In my head, I was like if you’re shouting that word, then you know what you’re doing is bad, so why are you still doing it? 

    During a diaper change, while I was disposing of the used napkins, this boy went to touch live socket. I was too shocked to react until after I had removed him from danger. Then, I had to explain to him why electricity is not child’s play. 

    As if that warning was not enough, this boy entered the kitchen and was playing with the gas cylinder. 

    The last thing I remember from today is calling my husband on the phone to come and carry his child before he kills me. 

    FRIDAY:

    My mother-in-law is around, so today is a good day already. Whenever she’s around, I’m rest assured to get the necessary time off to breathe. After yesterday’s episode, I’m glad she’s around. I’m confident that between her shift in the morning and my husband’s shift at night, they can look after my son. I’m rooting for them. 

    Me, I’m focusing on catching my breath for as long as I can. Transitioning from wife to mother has been one hell of a journey. Sometimes I just sit down and say that this tiny grain of rice that was once in my tummy is now breathing, living, terrorising and I’ love it. This person came out of my stomach. That is, na me born am. Small me of yesterday is now a mother. Wow. 

    As much as I complain, cry, and fuss about the stress of raising a child, I don’t think I’d change anything if I could go back in time. For me, regardless of the stress, there has been no greater joy than seeing someone who is half of me and half of the person I love. 

    In fact, if you asked me to absolutely change anything today, the one thing I’d probably change is the TV channel. My mother-in-law put the television on Zee World but, I want to watch good-old Law and Order SVU to kickoff my relaxation. 

    I too am someone’s child. 


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  • There was a tweet going around about a guy that was almost crucified by his babe for messing up her non-stick pots.

    Rookie mistake. There are many things that a woman’s love conquers, but using these six things? Just start looking for another partner.

    1. Her Food

    Even if she offers to feed you, say no. Have some bloody self-control.

    2. Her Wig

    If you’re considering using her ₦350k human hair to practice your TikTok and Instagram skits, drop it now. Drop it immediately.

    3. The T-shirt/Sweatshirt she stole

    What is she supposed to use to sleep at night or for quick errands? Adieu Papa t-shirt? Give her her shirt back.

    4. Skincare Products

    It’s the men that use it with no regard for me. Squeezing the tube like toothpaste. We support a man supporting his skin. But please, stick to Irish Spring if you don’t want to buy your own. 

    5. Hair Conditioner

    Please when did men realise the power of conditioners and who told them?! Especially the beard gang group. Please and please, stick to your oils and Afro combs.

    6. Jewelry

    Men with piercings are the hottest, until the studs a babe ordered from Zara disappears. Then it’s wartime on these love streets.

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