So you won’t buy pant if it wasn’t Valentine’s Day?
3. Cooler of rice and stew.
That’s what we ate yesterday, no please!
4. Card and Eva wine.
Jump and pass abeg!
5. Shortbread and drink.
Are you even serious?
6. ‘Hawt Secks’
You ought to be ashamed if you’re considering this.
7. Eating his money for Valentine’s Day.
Please let’s have sense in 2017.
8. Couple ‘customised’ printed Tee-shirts.
Are you in primary school?
When the talented Adekunle Gold and Nigerian sweetheart, Simi linked up to bless us with the soothing love song, No Forget, greatness was all that ensued and now the music is out, right in time for Valentine’s Day.
Going by his music video history, ‘No Forget’ is proof that Adekunle Gold will always come through with interesting visuals.
Directed by Clarence Peters, the romantic video features the dramatic Ayo Mogaji and is basically the best music video you’ll see this February.
If you’re not single to stupor like some of us, watch the mush-filled video below. And if you don’t have bae, watch the video and use it as a point of prayer, you’re welcome!
Every Valentine’s day, you can totally smell the love in the air. The gifts shared between lovers are not even as much the banter that ensues.
These hilarious tweets show how dramatic Valentine’s day went for some Nigerians.
This Nigerian lady shared the story of her friend who went all the way and got her boo a PS4 console for Valentine’s day.
So this babe is giving us gist of how she saved to get her man the ps4 for this Valentine’s Day & he was so excited.
Did you celebrate Valentine’s day all by yourself? Or are you one of those people who are single to stupor?
You might be wondering if anybody even loves you. This guy is having it worse than any lonely Nigerian right now. Check out these posts and all your feelings of sorrow and loneliness are sure to vanish.
This is the controversial Joro Olumofin. He tried to make a joke using himself as the scapegoat but unfortunately, it backfired.
When nobody from any of the diverse Nigerian tribes wants you…
Hay God! Poor guy!
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It’s that season again! The season of red flowers, love and lots of gifts.
Valentine’s day is here but we’re not here for the lovers. This post was written for those of you who will be alone on Valentine’s day. Thank us later.
1. Outkast – Roses Smell Like Poo
Because, you aren’t getting any roses. Need we say more?
2. Sia – Elastic Heart
You should listen to this song first thing in the morning of Valentine’s day to feel empowered and ready to conquer the day.
3. Big Sean – IDFWU
This song is just right especially if you couldn’t care less about the whole idea of Valentine’s day.
4. Chris Brown – Deuces
Listening to this song will make you throw away all the care you have in the world.
Disclaimer: We didn’t ask you to throw your home training away while at it.
5. P!nk – So What
Let out your inner rock star with this song.
6. Beyonce – Best Thing I Never Had
You may have resolved to not celebrate Valentine’s day after this year, this song will help you strengthen your resolve even more.
7. Chris Brown – Zero
This song will put you in that groovy mood you need to get through the day.
8. Justin Bieber- Where Are You Now?
When you think of the person you thought would spend Valentine’s day with you, you should listen to this number.
9. Justin Bieber- Love Yourself
Perhaps you get that “I miss you” text from an ex, play this song on and turn it up to the loudest volume.
10. JoJo – Leave Get Out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggWyUEuGcWY
This is another perfect jam when you remember that ex you hate so much.
11. Ciara – I Bet
You might probably need to relax and chill. Listen to this and soothe your nerves.
12. Jhene Aiko – The Worst
For when your ex was literally the worst
13. Taylor Swift – We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
And when you decide to never go down that lane ever again.
14. Kelly Clarkson – Since U Been Gone
This is a perfect karaoke song, put yourself in a good mood with this.
15. Drake – Marvin’s Room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwyjxsOYnys
Yo might feel like calling all the people that curved you when you tried to shoot your Valentine’s day shot. This evergreen song will set you in that mood.
16. Kanye West – Heartless
For all the wicked people that left you all by yourself on such a day.
17. Adele – Someone Like You
You might just be missing someone else’s bae during Valentine’s day or you just feel lonely.
18. Neyo – So Sick
When tweets and songs about love start to make you literally feel like vomiting, this song serves as the perfect rant.
19. P Square – Omoge Mi
Are you alone because you got dumped just before Valentine’s day? You might want to get into your feelings with this number by P square.
20. Akon – Lonely
You thought we wouldn’t leave something to remind you that you’re alone?
21. Eric Carmen – All By Myself
When the loneliness starts to sink in, listen to this song and cry yourself to sleep.
Public service announcement on behalf of the guys: it is time to stop the underwear sets, the white shirts, the polos. It is time to get creative with your gifts. Are you confused on what to get your boyfriend? We made this just in time. Grab a pen and paper.
1. A Timepiece
Truth is you will hardly find a guy that doesn’t own one. A beautiful (original please) watch, will really go a long way in making him happy. (Tip: put a corny joke about time and your relationship e.g. the time is always right with you).
2. Gaming CDs or Consoles
Depending on your budget, either would work. Have you ever heard him talking to his friends about a game CD he wants to get? Yeah, perfect opportunity, go get him that one! He won’t have time to cheat on you while playing it.
3. Perfume or cologne
You sure do want your man smelling good. Invest some money and get him a really good perfume. And no not Active man or 212 men. Get a Versace or a Polo or an Oud depending on your budget. Something to cherish.
4. Take him out on Valentine’s day
Probably did not see that coming. Take your boyfriend to a nice restaurant somewhere and pay for it. Try beat him to his plans for you, and turn the tables that day. He will never forget it.
5. Give him an attire
There are uncountable tailors and fashion designers that can make the perfect agbada or kaftan without measuring you. Check his shirt sizes and pant sizes and get him that “designer agbada” or “designer kaftan”.
6. Alcohol hamper
If you have a boyfriend that likes or loves to drink, wines, spirits, whiskey, rum or even orijin. Get an arrangement of his favorite drinks get about four or five according to your budget and watch him light up.
Why is this here? Is your boyfriend a hungry bachelor, or too busy and always eats out? Great, there are chefs that can make bowls of food, packaged and ready that could last for three weeks. Upsides, he will keep thinking of you each time he eats.
8. Sports jerseys
This is a really good idea. Your boyfriend probably supports Manchester United or Arsenal. If he doesn’t have a jersey you should get him one with his name and favorite number on it. Make it grand give him a home and away jersey. One in the morning the other in the evening and go, another one.
9. A pair of shoes
You sure do want your man to look and dress good, he probably has a photo of a pair of shoes he really wants somewhere on his phone. Surprise him and get him those exact ones. monk shoes, brogues, desert boots these are really perfect or work out shoes if he is fit fam.
So if you didn’t find anything on this list, you can settle for this. There are stores that make customised accessory sets, from pens, belts, wallets, shoes, cufflinks, lapel pins, tie clips and a number of these. Get him about two or three good accessories and he will thank you later.
We already know, and we’d just like to give you a quick heads up!
Roses are red, violets are blue, the month of Febaery is here and we are ready too!
FeBAEry = February = Valentine’s day.
The question is are you ready for Valentine’s day? These comments show some Nigerian’s are already feeling about the day of the bae!
While others sleep, the search for an already trained boyfriend has begun.
As I haven't any viable Valentine's Day plans, I am looking to lease an already trained boyfriend. If you have one you're not using, DM me
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. To avoid tweeting “What do you give someone who has everything?” yet again, we’ve gone out of our way to bring you a few unconventional gift ideas they definitely won’t see coming.
Feeding bottle
You already call them baby every day. So, why not?
Table mat
If your partner always asks what you bring to the table, buy them a set of table mats so they can prepare for the things you’re bringing.
Washing machine
Who has the energy to wash clothes after a stressful week at work? Certainly not your partner. Buy them a washing machine so they know you care about them.
Or pay for their dry cleaning
Using a washing machine can still be work though so just pay for a year’s worth of laundry service, and they’ll remember you everytime they see their fresh clothes.
Serve them breakfast
Food is the best gift you can give someone you love, and it’s best served in bed. Try it and see. You’ll thank us later.
Gym subscription
How do you expect things to work out between you two if you don’t workout together?
Crypto
If money is your partner’s love language, just buy them crypto on the Luno app and send to them. It’ll show that you care about their finances. Crypto is cheap right now and the process is simple. Just download the app and sign up, and you’re good to go.
Valentine’s Day might be over, but we can’t get over how people in relationships graced our screens with cute pictures and gifts. In case you missed it, here’s a compilation of the cutest Valentine’s Day gifts we saw this year.
Forget what they say about love being a scam. It’s actually sweet.
Because why are people turning to Shakespeare and writing beautiful messages to each other if not out of love. And it’s not just the words. The gifts themselves are…giving!
It all started with Adesua shouting Banke out very early in the morning
What Banky W did exactly, we’ve not found out till today. But Adesua set the tone for the day.
BANKY W @BankyW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 YOU ARE UNMATCHED. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
My Valentine’s Day planning paid off! She was shocked and loved it🙏 I got Beyoncé and Janet Jackson tickets, made a website/flyer for our summer concert tour. Then had a metal card with the website QR code made and put it in a YSL purse that matched the website design 🔥 pic.twitter.com/TwDWP9I6XE
— John Breth (JB) | CyberInsight® on YouTube (@JBizzle703) February 14, 2023
Someone said the winner of Valentine olympics has come for her crown
The owner of Valentine’s Day gave everybody else time to make their case so she can step in with the perfect closer.
happy valentine’s day to the one who constantly reminds me of my worth and to never settle for less. thank you for giving me a weekend out of a movie! ❤️ pic.twitter.com/IfuTVqeHZ3
And let’s not forget the biggest cheerleader of all
Malta Guinness curated a unique experience for their customers by offering them a chance to showcase their love expression skills via letter writing. Lovers of the drink made handwritten letters using buzz words from the past like XOXO, ditto, doxology and golden pen, in a bid to share goodness with their loved ones.
