• Farming isn’t something new to Nigerians, I mean, a lot of people own little gardens in their compounds. Which was why the viral gist of the Facebook user, Ogechukwu Kate, who processed her own garri was just eye roll inducing.

    Getting it straight, farming on its own is necessary for the survival of any nation. In a post on her Facebook page, she stated she’ll rather go to the farm and process her own Garri than buy 13 cups for N400.

    A post as such without doubt generated hilarious and even ridiculous reactions like this:

    Okechukwu Kate (3)

    The Most Expensive Wife Material ? Natural Beauty ? Educated ? Hardworking ? No filter FIN. pic.twitter.com/zpNck5LA7Y — Seraph (@Yommie_Scream) September 17, 2016

    Let’s not forget that garri processing was only done to make life easier for the rest of us.

    I’m going to ignore the wife material bullshit being peddled there and ask. Why do people think of costs in terms of a monetary value alone?

    — Osarumen Osamuyi (@SkweiRd) September 18, 2016

    Liking stress and ‘sufferhead’ doesn’t make anyone husband or wife material abeg.

    https://twitter.com/Edgothboy/status/777422199267491841

    The time spent in processing her own garri from scratch is worth way more than N400, but let’s carry on sha.

    https://twitter.com/ToluBablo/status/777124413850390528

    Because harvesting cassava isn’t beans.

    How much garri is she eating sef?

    Let’s sha hope she isn’t eating all that cassava but actually making money from all the wahala she’s putting herself through in the name of saving cost.

  • On account of the 2016 break out of Lassa fever, certain preventive measures have been passed across to Nigerians to help control the spread of the virus.

    Not less than 63 Nigerian lives have been claimed by the virus since its recent breakout.

    The Mastomy rat is said to be the sole carrier of the Lassa virus.

    Because ingestion of food contaminated by these rats aids transmission of the Lassa virus disease, the Chairman of Rivers state branch of the Nigerian Medical Association (NMA), Furo Green advised Nigerians against drinking garri.

    And as always, Nigerians will find hilarity in every situation. This man shared his safe way to drink garri on his Facebook page.

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    I have discovered a way to drink Garri this Lassa season.1. Put the garri in a dry frying pan/pot.2. Place it on the…
    Posted by Ezeogu Chijindu Chinedu on Friday, January 29, 2016
    I have discovered a way to drink Garri this Lassa season. 1. Put the garri in a dry frying pan/pot. 2. Place it on the fire and allow it to fry for 10mins so that the heat will kill the Lassa virus. 3. Pour the garri out on a wide tray & allow it to get cold. Make sure ur eyes are on the garri to avoid the virus coming back cos if it does hmmmm, e go worse pass the 1st tym oh. 4. Put the garri on a plate and add the necessary (sugar, salt, glucose, powder, honey, milk, Milo, groundnut, aki, water etc). This is strictly base on ur choice but if u want to add all, no problem. Then ur delicious and tasty drinking garri is ready for consumption… Thank me later… #LassaFever_Gbakwa_Oku ?
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  • Some people have decided to never eat garri in their lives again!
    https://twitter.com/SageSeid/status/662209994734084097
    We feel very sorry for them. Garri is the most awesome food in the world! And we have the pictures to prove it.

    1. This is classic garri!!! ?

    https://instagram.com/p/5faj6dlmpi/?tagged=garri

    2. This is garri, the food of champions.

    https://instagram.com/p/9oReuTxv98/?tagged=garri

    3. This is garri with a fake foné.

    https://instagram.com/p/9eEMoUNmTH/?tagged=garri

    4. This is garri with kuli kuli.

    https://instagram.com/p/7Z6IQNwdNq/?tagged=garri

    5. This is garri as a balanced diet (with coconut, milk, sugar and water)… Your five a day.

    https://instagram.com/p/6vcMLrJCGD/?tagged=garri

    6. This one is big man’s garri.

    https://instagram.com/p/1-EZcGLpnR/?tagged=garri

    7. This is garri and akara. So divine!

    https://instagram.com/p/83uMQnQPbB/?tagged=garri

    8. This is garri as a topping for moin-moin.

    https://instagram.com/p/9gCEkYkwfQ/?tagged=garri

    9. This is decorated garri.

    https://instagram.com/p/6tHJxMiXGf/?tagged=garri

    10. This is combination garri. If you’re not counting calories you can have a combination of different foods with your garri.

    https://instagram.com/p/8lgsawjuEI/?tagged=garri

    11. This is garri as an instant garri mix! All our problems are solved.

    https://instagram.com/p/9J1tiAuu3V/?tagged=garri

    12. This is garri with tomato sauce and dodo. LOL this might be too much garri sha! Check out the massive bucket.

    https://instagram.com/p/9RxIQPjO2E/?tagged=garri

    13. This one is ijekuje waiting to happen.

    https://instagram.com/p/6i75IByieS/?tagged=garri

    14. This one is oversabi garri.

    https://instagram.com/p/6n84ZhSiWd/?tagged=garri

    15. This garri went to graduate school.

    https://instagram.com/p/4liXkgworq/?tagged=garri

    16. This is garri with classic vegetable soup.

    https://instagram.com/p/9cMs-BnPCa/?tagged=garri

    17. With sea food vegetable soup.

    https://instagram.com/p/64k_NlgnXB/?tagged=garri

    18. With Okro soup.

    https://instagram.com/p/9OCCcqSSOV/?tagged=garri

    19. With Egusi soup.

    https://instagram.com/p/9ORIWOj9U0/?tagged=garri

    20. Or with Ogbono soup. Just to mention a few.

    https://instagram.com/p/9L11Eyj9SW/?tagged=garri

    21. This garri has a PhD from Cairo University in Egypt.

    https://instagram.com/p/8nO8cDDRzh/?tagged=garri

    So, how do you like your garri?