Like we didn’t have enough on our plate, the good people at DSTV decided to launch a new show, Ultimate Love, spotlighting 16 singles as they search for true love. Of course, it became an instant hit, but not everyone could be bothered to watch a minute of it. If you’re that person, this is for you.

When you hear that Ultimate Love was created to make people fall in love under 8 weeks

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Is that how love works now?

And the winning couple will get a funded traditional wedding and a fully-furnished house if they decide to get married

Wow! Is this a love show or hustle show?

You, every time you see the show trending on Twitter

This is an ultimate disaster!

When someone tries to explain how the show works to you

Who Is aunty? What is a love pad? I don’t care. Please, go away!

When fans of the show start to fight online

The ghetto! No class at all!!!

When you hear people compare Ultimate Love to Netflix’s Love is Blind

Both are corny shows, but Love is Blind had Lauren and Cameron.

You, when people start to complain that it’s boring 

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Is this your love show?

When the show finally ended and you know you won’t be hearing about it for a while

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Thank you, Jesus.

Wait, you know what? The show is over, but you can catch up with everything you missed here. We did the hard work and wrote daily recaps of the show.

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