13 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Old Nollywood

May 11, 2020

We might not have fully appreciated old Nollywood when we had it, but the older we get, the more we see it for the gem it was. So, we’ve gathered 13 hilarious tweets that prove old Nollywood is unmatched.

1. This lie they sold us all:

2. This cultist starter pack:

3. Their very tight budget:

4. The OG Nollywood witches:

5. This ghost starter pack:

6. This accurate depiction of poisoning:

7. No one ever survived surgery in old Nollywood.

8. The rich people menu:

9. This accurate depiction of old Nollywood’s chaotic energy.

10. The ultimate sign of a married woman:

11. Every old Nollywood party:

12. The OG Nollywood comedians:

13. The only way to end an old Nollywood movie:

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