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  • Nigerian Governors Tried to Ban EFCC and Other Anti-Corruption Agencies; Here’s Why

    Nigerian Governors Tried to Ban EFCC and Other Anti-Corruption Agencies; Here’s Why

    The cancel culture does not respect anything or anyone, not even the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC). In October 2024, 16 Nigerian state governors filed a suit questioning the EFCC’s legality.

    As you know, the EFCC has been giving corrupt guys a run for their money since it was established by an Act of the National Assembly on December 12, 2002. 

    Despite their efforts, corruption has remained a major problem in Nigeria. In fact, in 2023, corruption ranked fourth on the list of problems stopping Nigeria from leaving the trenches. Since this is such a big problem in Nigeria, prominent citizens like Femi Falana have been forced to ask the question you’re probably thinking—“Why are Nigerian governors trying to cancel EFCC?” 

    Why? 

    For two decades, the EFCC has had the right to launch investigations, make arrests, and literally be the thorn in the skin of corrupt politicians. But now, these 16 Nigerian governors have filed the lawsuit based on the argument that the EFCC has no constitutional right to do that.

    The EFCC says the governors are only coming after them because they intensified their fight against corruption by reopening fraud cases against 13 ex-governors and other politicians in January 2024.

    The governors, on the other hand, insist they’re only against the EFCC because it was not created legally under Nigerian law. According to them, the anti-corruption agency was set up based on the points obtained from the United Nations Convention against Corruption.

    Their argument is rooted in Section 12 of the 1999 Constitution, which says a treaty can only become law if the National Assembly passes it. For treaties affecting states, state Houses of Assembly must also agree. The states say this didn’t happen when the EFCC was established, making the law invalid.  

    They stood on their ten toes and clarified that the EFCC Act cannot apply to them without their approval. As a result, they wanted the court to declare that the EFCC and similar federal agencies (like the Independent Corrupt Practices and Other Related Offences Commission (ICPC) and the Nigerian Financial Intelligence Unit (NFIU) have no authority to investigate or interfere in how states or local governments manage their funds.

    Is EFCC really illegal?

    The question of whether the EFCC is legal or not can be answered by looking at the Constitution and how it defines the powers of the National Assembly. According to Senior Advocate of Nigeria (SAN) Femi Falana, the Constitution grants the National Assembly the authority to create and regulate agencies like the EFCC. This power is based on Section 15(5) of the 1999 Constitution, which makes it compulsory for the government to fight against corruption and abuse of power.  

    Falana argues that if the establishment of the EFCC seems to conflict with federalism (the balance of power between federal and state governments), it’s because the Constitution itself allows it. In his opinion, as long as the Constitution supports the creation of what EFCC stands for (to fight against corruption), there is no illegality. The Constitution does not limit the fight against corruption to specific levels of government—it applies to federal, state, and even local governments.  

    Sections 13 and 14(4) of the Constitution confirm that all government organs, councils, and agencies must work towards good governance and accountability. This means that the EFCC’s role in fighting corruption is consistent with the responsibilities laid out in the Constitution, making it a legally valid institution.

    What’s the update? 

    On Friday, November 15, the Supreme Court dismissed the suit challenging EFCC’s legality, saying that the case lacks merit. Justice Uwani Abba-Aji, the lead judge in charge of the case, ruled that the states were entirely wrong to claim that the EFCC, created by an act of the National Assembly, is illegal or unlawful. Justice Uwani Abba-Aji ended the legality argument by saying that the EFCC does not need approval from state Houses of Assembly to be considered a legal entity. So the update is simple – EFCC is here to stay, and they’ll keep investigating and charging corrupt politicians and citizens in court.

    Margaret Aladeselu

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  • Empowering Financial Access: How FairMoney is Making Loans Simple and Transparent

    Empowering Financial Access: How FairMoney is Making Loans Simple and Transparent

    FairMoney is transforming access to quick and easy loans, whether you need funds for a big expense or a quick top-up on an existing loan. Designed with convenience in mind, FairMoney ensures that its process is straightforward and accessible to all.

    Applying for a loan with FairMoney is simple—just a smartphone and a way to repay are all you need. There are no hidden terms or complicated steps, making it easy for anyone, even first-time app users, to apply. FairMoney is committed to making loans accessible to people regardless of their financial background.

    FairMoney’s interest rates are designed to be fair and tailored to each user’s credit profile. Those with a strong credit history enjoy lower rates, reflecting a lower level of risk. Conversely, a history of repayment issues may lead to higher rates to manage potential risk.

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  • What’s It Like Dating an Upcoming Music Artiste? We Asked 7 Nigerians

    What’s It Like Dating an Upcoming Music Artiste? We Asked 7 Nigerians

    When you think about dating an upcoming music star, your first thought is probably, “They’ll always want me to listen to their songs and tell them they’ll be the next Burna Boy.” And yeah, that’ll legit happen, but trust us—there’s way more to it than constant music reviews. 

    We spoke to some Nigerians who’ve been there, done that, and even helped fund a music video or two. Here’s what they had to say.

    Adaora*

    For the ones who are genuinely talented and deeply passionate about their art, the music always comes first. This is something you need to understand from the get-go. That way, you don’t feel like you’re in competition with something that means everything to them. And trust me, if it’s someone who lives and breathes music, they’ll never choose you over it. If you can accept that, you might find you have the thick skin to handle all the other bullshit that comes with dating an artist. I’m currently dating one, and it’s been a huge learning curve. They love in a way that not everyone will understand.

    Tomi*

    People don’t realise how much dating an artiste can mess you up. A near-success syndrome eats at you, especially when you’re invested in their dream. Every rejection, every song that fails to blow, every lukewarm response to the track you were sure would take you both out of the trenches, chips away at your soul. Even though you’re not the musician, you’re invested because, in their dream of the future, you’re either their manager, superstar lover, or a crucial team member. I wouldn’t recommend it. My ex eventually realised music wasn’t his calling, and that realisation contributed to our breakup. He felt I’d been egging him on instead of telling him the hard truth.

    Henrietta*

    I dated someone on the brink of mainstream fame but paid for it dearly. I lost my finances, my self-esteem, and even myself. It was partly my fault for not realising sooner that he saw me as a means to an end. My brothers are in showbiz and have some high-up connections, something I don’t go around advertising. But you’ll know if you’re close to me, especially as a partner. He used that to his advantage, constantly taking while I kept giving because he sold me this picture of a beautiful future together. I learned the hard way that many artists can be selfish and laser-focused on their goals, even if it means hurting those around them.

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    Feyi*

    They’re always broke. It’s not because they don’t make money; the music eats it all. I’ve dated two upcoming artists, and while they were great guys, the financial drain was something I wasn’t ready for. Every penny went to unproductive studio sessions. When I asked them to spend on me, they’d tell grand stories about investing in their careers for a better future. The last straw was when my ex sold his car to fund a music video. To be fair, the car was problematic, but at least it saved us from jumping on buses or spending money on Uber. One day, I got to his place and found the car gone. He explained he’d sold it, and the video he made with the money? It’s still on his hard drive because he thinks it’s not good enough.

    Denzel*

    Dating an up-and-coming artiste is different for everyone because I am one. Some people like you for your music; others want you despite it. The best part about dating me as an artiste? I’ll make you my muse and involve you in my creative process. Also, I’m not putting “I’m an artiste” all in your face.

    My relationships worked better when I was committed to my partners. Some artistes have stable relationships, and others are always knee-deep in drama. For me, if it didn’t work, it was either because my heart wasn’t in it or it was just casual. But as an artiste, I wouldn’t mind dating another up-and-coming act.

    Hassan*

    In the beginning, it wasn’t bad. Things only went south when one of us started progressing, and jealousy crept in. The best part of dating my ex was the quality time we spent together when she was free. Music was always her number one priority, but when she was available, she was fully present.

    Would I date an upcoming artiste again? Nope. The industry has become too “dirty” for my liking, and I don’t want to be involved with someone still trying to break into that scene.

    James*

    I had to master the art of lying and telling the truth simultaneously. Sounds confusing, right? My girlfriend gets excited about her music, and I’m usually one of the first people she plays it to. Sometimes, I know we’re not making it out of the trenches with that song, but I try to soften the blow. And to be honest, some of the music grows on you over time. It’s like when Wizkid’s Essence first dropped—imagine if I shut it down the first time I heard it. Sometimes, you just need to give it a chance.

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  • Yimeeka and Black Culture Seek the Face of Love in Afrohouse EP “INÓ”

    Yimeeka and Black Culture Seek the Face of Love in Afrohouse EP “INÓ”

    The way that Nigerian artists have engaged with the Afrohouse genre and perhaps its most famous sound, Amapiano has been, to a large extent, as outsiders experimenting with a very foreign sound. And so many have felt a need to tap South African artists on the tracks, or as Asake did in his collab with Olamide, just call the damn song “Amapiano.” Perhaps this is to announce the differences between what we do and what the West does.

    Western powers have long been accused of appropriating cultures, taking and then calling it theirs.

    But INÓ, the new Afrohouse album by Nigerian acts Yimeeka and Black Culture, with four tracks, offers rare ownership of the genre by Nigerians. For starters, they don’t shy away from calling it an Afrohouse EP at a time when many Nigerian artists seem to have rejected the label of Afrobeats as if their lives depended on it. They also tap other Nigerian acts in the project, infusing the tracks with Nigerian drums and other fixtures of our music, as they seek the face of love or something that at least will offer them some form of happiness.

    In the opening song “sàlàmàndà,” Nigerian singer Starsamm joins the duo as they weave a tale of love, sex, passion and longing with soft Afrohouse sounds, laced with scarce lyrics and chants.

    By the time the pair get to “otá” the pace of the EP is faster, inviting listeners to dance to the end of a rather acrimonious relationship. “Nothing way you do me fit bring me down,” Yimeeka sings at the onset of the song. Here, they sample eLDee’s 2010 hit “Ota Mi,” infusing it with light traditional Yoruba drums, only enough to complement the Afrohouse beats in the album and never drown them out.

    In their message to their ex-lover in “otá,” they, like eLDee, are enthralled by the defence that they have mounted around themselves. “I see you fall over me,” Yimeeka sings. They are confident in their own power and will keep bad activities away from them.

    In “ronju,” Taves joins the duo for a duet with Yimmeka on the excesses of dating in the age of TikTok, where partners are constantly distracted by their phones and the abundance of options on dating apps and in their DMS. In this world, they see no reason to offer their best in their relationship or even, at worst, put their best foot forward and show that they are deserving of what is supposed to be a beautiful, intimate partnership.

    “Many things dey make me mad,” Yimeeka sings on the track to her lover. But he will not accommodate even her least complaints about their relationship or how he can make her feel better, cherished, considered and loved. “Your matter e cause headache/ Find me con de shalaye/ You no suppose bother me/ When I no commit felony,” Taves sings in response.

    By the time INÓ comes to a close with the last track, “Ola,” the realities of what real love should feel like are only beginning to set in.  “Happiness seems like it’s hard to find/Time moves slowly anytime you’re around me,” Yimeeka sings. When she calls out for her lover, Ola, they are responsive, considering her time and effort, telling her they will be there shortly, unlike her previous lovers.

    She then concludes the chorus with the line, “Happiness is something that I can find,” reassuring herself that with the right person, love can be a good thing, a source of great happiness.

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  • The 15 Best Action Nollywood Movies Streaming on Netflix and Elsewhere (Nov. 2024)

    The 15 Best Action Nollywood Movies Streaming on Netflix and Elsewhere (Nov. 2024)

    Are you looking for Nollywood’s high-octane thrills, spills, and explosive drama? In this article, we’re counting down the 15 best action Nollywood movies streaming right now on your favourite platforms.

    From the mean streets of Lagos to the gritty underworld of organised crime, we have curated the most edge-of-your-seat Nigerian films that’ll keep you hooked.

    Brotherhood (2022)

    Two brothers (Falz and Tobi Bakre) who lost their parents growing up fall on the opposite side of the law. One becomes a street criminal, the other, a police officer. During a crackdown on his criminal brother’s gang, sole dark secrets about their past start to surface. Sam Dede, Ronke Oshodi Oke, and Basketmouth star in this, too. It’s showing on Prime Video.

    Gangs of Lagos (2023)

    Gangs of Lagos is a raw look at the underbelly of Lagos. This film explores the lives of two rival gangs as they fight for dominance in Lagos streets. Amidst the chaos, a hot battle of loyalty, power tussle and personal demons unfolds. Tobi Bakre, Chike Igwe, Adesua Etomi and Zlatan Ibile are action stars in this film. It’s also showing on Prime Video.

    Sugar Rush (2019)

    After three smart and savvy sisters discover $800,000 belonging to a notorious crime boss, they devise a plan to escape with the cash. Soon the crime boss and the financial crimes commissions chase after them. The cast includes Adesua Etomi, Bimbo Ademoye and Bisola Aiyeola. Streaming on Netflix.

    The Black Book (2023)

    A retired assassin and father (Richard Mofe-Damijo) goes on a revenge mission after a corrupt police unit unjustly frames his son (Olumide Oworu) as a kidnapper and murders him. The bereaved father makes sure to get his lick back. Streaming on Netflix.

    Eje ati Wura (2011)

    A group of friends goes on a mission to retrieve gold for a client. But one betrays the group and runs away with the loot. Everything descends into blood and ruins as they plan to take him out. Murphy Afolabi, Gentle Jack, Kelvin Ikeduba, and Taiwo Hassan (Ogogo) feature in this film. Streaming on Dailymotion.

    Kesari: The King (2023)

    An ancient God with superpowers reappears in modern Nigeria and transforms into a criminal who uses his loot to help the poor. It’s a Nigerian Robin Hood epic if you ask me. The cast includes Femi Adebayo, Fadeke Adesanya and Ibrahim Yekini. Streaming on Netflix.

    Jagun Jagun (2023)

    In this thrilling epic film, a young man (Lateef Adedimeji) joins an army, but things quickly go sideways as he falls in love with a lady (Bukunmi Oluwashina) and clashes with a sociopath warlord (Femi Adebayo). Streaming on Netflix.

    House of Ga’a (2024)

    The film follows the story of Bashorun Ga’a, who dethrones the kings he serves and will do anything to be the most powerful man. Only his own blood can neutralise or take him out. House of Ga’a features actors like Femi Branch, Funke Akindele, and Mike Folarin. Streaming on Netflix.

    Tokunbo (2024)

    A former car smuggler swings into action to kidnap and deliver a top government official’s daughter after his family gets threatened. Adunni Ade, Sunday Aaron and Gideon Okeke are cast members. Streaming on Netflix.

    Ratnik (2020)

    Bolanle Ninalowo, Osas Ighodaro and Meg Otanwa feature in this dystopian action film about a World War 3 soldier who returns home to find her sister consumed by a chemical substance. Another war breaks out as she tries to help her sister’s situation. Streaming on YouTube.

    Rattlesnake (2020)

    Rattlesnake is a crime thriller and a remake of Amaka Igwe’s 1995 film of the same title. It follows the story of a young man who plans and executes numerous high-risk heists but  gains too many enemies in the process. The film stars Stan Nze, Chiwetalu Agu and Osas Ighodaro. Streaming on YouTube.

    Badcop (2023)

    This is the story of Inspector Tafari, a police officer who, because of loot and personal gains, aids criminals and their activities whenever they’re in his territory. Directed by Abbey Abimbola, the cast includes Allwell Ademola and Ademola Aderemi. It is streaming on YouTube.

    Amina (2021)

    This film is about Queen Amina, a fearsome female warrior from the 16th century. She uses her skills and strategies to defend her family’s Zazzau (now Zaria) empire. Lucy Ameh, Usman Tijani and Clarion Chukwura-Abiola star in this epic. It’s streaming on Netflix.

    Eagle Wings (2021)

    This action war film explores the experiences of a Nigerian air force fighter pilot in a battle with terrorists. Eagle Wings, starring Femi Jacobs, Francis Duru, and Sadiq Baba, has been lauded as Nigeria’s first military-based film.

    Omo Ghetto [Part 1] (2020)

    This is a story of two identical twins living separate lives. One is a responsible corporate girlie, while her twin sister controls the street as the leader of an all-female gang. After an unfortunate incident reveals the circumstances of their birth, they begin to understand the reason for the gangster’s dangerous behaviours. It stars Funke Akindele and Eniola Badmus. It’s streaming on YouTube.

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  • Fuji Vibrations 2024: Fuji: a Opera Returns for Its Historic Fifth Edition – a Celebration of Five Years of Fuji Music and Culture

    Fuji Vibrations 2024: Fuji: a Opera Returns for Its Historic Fifth Edition – a Celebration of Five Years of Fuji Music and Culture

    Lagos, Nigeria. Fuji: A Opera, Nigeria’s premier festival showcasing Fuji music, will have its fifth edition on December 5, 2024, at Muri Okunola Park. This year’s edition commemorates five decades of Fuji’s revolutionary influence on music and popular culture. With over 5,000 attendees expected, this milestone event promises a spectacular evening of Fuji legend performances, a powerful visual tribute, and a glimpse into the genre’s daring future.

    The Strength of “5”: A Milestone Celebration
    In partnership with FUMAN, this milestone 5th edition theme, “Five Decades of Fuji: Honouring the Past, Inspiring the Future,” celebrates the genre’s incredible 50-year history. Fuji music continues to inspire, from the bustling streets of SouthWest Nigeria, where Fuji was born, to today’s Afrobeats charts, which are influenced by his legacy. This year’s event will investigate how five decades of Fuji creativity have influenced language, dance, and global popular culture.

    A stunning line-up of iconic headliners
    The concert will include famous headliners—K1 De Ultimate, Saheed Osupa, KS1 Malaika, Shina Akanni, Abass Obesere, Remi Aluko, Sulaimon Atawewe, SK Sensation, and Lokoso Ajani —each representing a different period of Fuji music. In addition, two rising performers will demonstrate their talents, highlighting the genre’s changing future. This mix of Fuji’s iconic icons and rising stars exemplifies Fuji’s timeless appeal across generations.

    This year, Nigerian Breweries and Grand Oak gladly collaborate with Fuji: A Opera to provide fans with an upgraded experience. Nigerian Breweries will present a VIP lounge with special cocktails inspired by the genre’s vibe. Grand Oak’s interactive brand experience will showcase aspects of African heritage, providing festival-goers with an unforgettable cultural immersion. 


    Bobo Omotayo, the visionary of Fuji: A Opera, stated his excitement for this edition: “Our fifth edition is particularly significant since it corresponds with five decades of Fuji’s great impact. It’s amazing to watch how Fuji: A Opera has expanded, introducing Fuji’s vitality to new audiences. We have held experiences in Nigeria and the United Kingdom. This year, with the help of our dedicated sponsors and supporters, we’re elevating this celebration to new heights, commemorating every achievement Fuji has made over the years.”

    Signature Attire

    Fuji fans may own a piece of history with the limited-edition “5th Anniversary” aso-ebi, designed in conjunction with UB Fabrics. The special print collection, which is available upon request, contains one-of-a-kind pieces inspired by Fuji’s distinctive aesthetic.

    Event Details & Ticket Info

    Fuji: A Opera celebrates its fifth anniversary on December 5, 2024, in Muri Okunola Park in Lagos. Registration is open now via Tix Africa. For additional information on this year’s event, visit www.fujiopera.com or follow @fujiopera on social media. 

    Registration is free: https://tix.africa/fujiopera5

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  • “I’m Carrying My Green Card Everywhere Now That Trump is President” – Abroad Life

    “I’m Carrying My Green Card Everywhere Now That Trump is President” – Abroad Life

    The Nigerian experience is physical, emotional, and sometimes international. No one knows it better than our features on #TheAbroadLife, a series where we detail and explore Nigerian experiences while living abroad. 

    This week’s Abroad Life tells the story of Bolu (23) who, after a sudden “miracle,” left Nigeria for New York in less than a week to start a new life. What she didn’t anticipate was that she’d have to live in fear of deportation three years after her big move. She talks about how Trump’s victory has become a source of anxiety for her as a black immigrant. 

    Where do currently live, and when did you leave Nigeria?

    So I live in New York now, Long Island, specifically. I left Nigeria in  2021

    Was there a particular reason you decided to move abroad?

    It was unexpected. I did not even know we were going to travel because everything happened in about four days. My mom just called me from school and said, “Bolu, we’re travelling this week.” I was so surprised. It felt like a miracle but it turns out that my dad had been working on bringing me, my mom, and my siblings to New York for a minute.

    LOL. I thought people only moved to New York to chase Broadway dreams.

    I know, right? But the only reason my dad chose New York was because his sister lives here. He’s been in New York for 12 years now, so it felt right to join him there. Though, I was a bit sad when we had to leave Nigeria.

    Ah ahn. Why?

    I was already in my second year of university in Nigeria, and I wanted to finish my undergraduate degree there, and then probably chase a master’s degree abroad.

    I was also sad because I had a tough time making friends at university and only started meeting amazing people when the travelling thing worked out. I’ve been trying my best to maintain those relationships, but it’s been really hard especially because of the time difference –there are people who think that I stopped talking to them because I travelled and I don’t know how to explain to them that it’s not my fault. I don’t want to be calling people when they are already asleep.

    The time difference wasn’t the only thing stopping me from keeping those relationships; I was also having a tough time adjusting to New York. Even though I wasn’t eating a lot, I was putting on so much weight. Some friends in Nigeria started asking me why I looked pregnant, so I had to cut them off from my life because their comments were getting to me. 

    I’m sorry about that. Is there anything you like about living in New York?

    To be clear, I don’t live in New York City. I live in the suburbs, which are the less noisy side of New York. But I like where I live; it’s not too crazy, and I like the serenity and diversity.

    Do you miss anything about Nigeria?

    I miss my friends and extended family. New York can be quite lonely, and If it were up to me, I wouldn’t want to be here, but I just have to make the most of the opportunity. People are not so nice here too. You can depend on people in Nigeria, but everyone is self-centred here. 

    Another thing I don’t like about living in New York is that your life will be terrible without a car.  I don’t have a car yet, so I know how terrible figuring out the transportation system can be. I do everything I can to reduce the possibility of taking the bus, even if that means calling my aunt to help me. Don’t even get me started on the weather, they have extreme temperatures here. It’s either too hot or too cold.

    Sounds like a lot. Maybe the transportation system is something your new president can fix.

    Oh please, I feel sad that man won the elections. Some Nigerians are supporting him, and It’s very weird to me because I expect them to know better.  This man is just like Tinubu. Actually, he’s even worse, because his policies are terrible, especially for women. Once he resumes office, he’s going to ban abortions, regardless of the situation, and that includes incest or rape. Not to mention the fact that he’s a racist. I’m here legally as a permanent resident, but I’m still worried about what Trump being president means for me as an immigrant. He isn’t a fan of immigrants, and that makes me very anxious.

    I’m sorry you feel that way.

    Thank you. My aunty was telling me about the paroles that used to happen the last time he was in office. She said they used to deport Hispanic people without caring to ask whether they were in the country legally or illegally. If that’s true, I don’t know what would happen to me now that he’s president again. I’m going to start taking my green card everywhere I go in case Trump’s people stop me randomly to ask if I’m here legally. People who look like me can get deported easily if they don’t have any proof to show them that they’re here legally.

    Aside from the fear of deportation, I’m also terrified as a black person because the cops might get more violent towards black people and all people of colour. I’m even more terrified about what this means for me as a woman; It’s been just a few days since Trump won the election, and there are already sexist videos from his supporters spreading around. You can already hear his male supporters saying things like “Your body, our choice”. 

    That’s insane

    There’s an abortion ban in Texas currently, and we see news of young girls dying. There’s a particular case where a girl died because the pregnancy was harmful to her body but since it wasn’t legally allowed to abort it,  she lost her life, and the baby died too.  This will be the reality of more women moving forward, and that’s why I’m happy this is his second and last term in office.

    I’m guessing you’re more of a Kamala fan.

    Oh yes. I know she announced her candidacy late, but her policies were not as bad as this other guy’s policies. If I could vote, I’d have voted for her

    Let’s go back to less political stuff. Have you made new friends now?

    Yeah, I’ve made a few friends. I work now, so I get to meet my age mates. So far, the number of friends I have isn’t that much, but I’m okay with that. It’s not about the quantity; I guess it’s about the quality. I also can’t complain because managing school and work is intense enough.

    Do you have any plans to move back to Nigeria when you’re done schooling?

    Oh, yes, I will. America is just an opportunity that I’m utilising. Once I’m comfortable, I’ll move back home by God’s grace.

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    On a scale of one to 10, how happy are you with your life abroad?

    Okay, I’ll say seven because it could be better. I’m still grateful to God for the opportunity; It has had a lot of impact on my life, both positively and negatively but I think this is just what needs to happen at this stage of my life. It has forced me to grow up, and things are better now than when I first moved so I’m grateful. 

    Do you want to share your Abroad Life story? Please reach out to me here. For new episodes of Abroad Life, check in every Friday at 12 PM (WAT). 

    Margaret Aladeselu

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  • I’m a POS Agent Who’s Just Trying to Survive

    I’m a POS Agent Who’s Just Trying to Survive

    Before you argue for or against POS agents, you might want to read Gbolahan’s* story first.

    He talks about navigating assumptions about POS agents being opportunistic, wanting people to be more understanding and why he intends to stick with the business.

    As told to Boluwatife

    Image: Zikoko

    I’ve been in the POS business for about three years now, and while carrying out online payment transactions for money wasn’t exactly my dream job, it pays my bills. At least I’m making money in an honest way, and I need Nigerians to respect that.

    My POS business has saved my life in more ways than one. In addition to being my primary source of income, it has helped me develop a sense of self-worth and independence. My parents are poor people who have struggled all their lives and often rely on the generosity of others to survive, always looking for the next “helper” to bless them. So, subconsciously, I also grew up with that mentality.

    After classes, my friends and I would hang around the supermarket opposite my secondary school to hail the customers who drove in to buy stuff, hoping they’d dash us money. I learned to size people up and guess how much they had so I could determine how well to greet them. When I wasn’t doing that, I was directing traffic at owambe parties so the drivers could find their way out and hopefully give me the random ₦100.

    I actively participated in giveaways before they became a thing on Twitter. In my polytechnic, I attended several fellowships not because I was interested in God but because the executives often held airtime giveaways and sometimes shared food to encourage people to join the fellowship. 

    I was also the “urgent ₦2k” guy to my friends, often asking for one financial help or the other. I realised people had begun to know me for constantly begging when my classmates shared one of those anonymous message links on our department WhatsApp group so we’d shade each other for fun. One person said something like, “If a week goes by without Gbolahan asking for money, heaven can come down.” Everyone laughed, and I acted like it was funny, but it really pained me. 

    So, as soon as I finished my OND in 2021, I decided to look for whatever means possible to make my own money. I’m sure my mum expected me to return to school for my HND the following year, but it just wasn’t possible.

    I’d barely managed to pay my OND school fees by begging family members and gathering whatever money I made from the owambe food server gigs I got during the weekends. I knew no one was going to sponsor me to school. It was better to hustle to make money rather than get a certificate I’d now struggle to get a job with after school.

    That’s how I started my POS business. It took me only about ₦20k to apply for the machine and register, but my mum still had to borrow ₦150k from a microfinance bank for me. The extra cash was so I’d have something to deposit in my wallet and have some money at hand to give customers. 

    Business has been good. I make up to ₦10k on a very good day and no longer need to beg anyone to survive. I even repaid half of the amount my mum borrowed for me to start the business while she paid the balance. I can now afford to drop money for food at home and buy myself clothes.

    I’m very proud of my work and always encourage people to start the business too. The only downside is that most people make it seem like we’re wicked opportunists who are using our fellow Nigerians to make money.

    There’s nothing my ears didn’t hear during the cash scarcity last year. I was waking up as early as 4 a.m. to queue at bank ATMs to collect cash because, scarcity or not, I had to do my business. Even with that, I still had to buy cash from market women, fuel attendants and drivers because the ATM withdrawal limit was only ₦20k. There was a time during the scarcity that I bought ₦10k cash for ₦2k. 

    Of course, after going through all that to get cash, I had to increase my transaction charges to make a profit. But people just thought I was being wicked and choosing to take advantage of the situation. I remember getting the insult of my life from an old woman because I charged her ₦2k to withdraw ₦10k cash. Another one accused me of hoarding cash when I said I didn’t have any to give her.

    The cash scarcity issue has gone, but people still treat POS agents somehow. A few months ago, I had some issues with my kiosk location, so I moved it to just in front of a bank in my area that’s known for always having issues with its ATM. When people come to the ATM and can’t get cash, they have to patronise me. A few people have complained about this while withdrawing cash from me, as if I’m the one who spoilt the ATM. 

    I also see people come online to talk as if POS agents are destroying banks. Some even say the authorities should ban us. Imagine. Instead of facing the government and making them explain why it’s more difficult to get cash now, we’re blaming people who are just trying to survive. 

    We’re simply filling a vacuum caused by the different policies the government and banks are implementing. I wish people would understand this and appreciate that POS agents are even making it easier for them to access their money. You can’t please everybody sha.

    I don’t have any other business ideas for now, so I’ll stick to my POS. If I stop it, who will feed me? Nigerians should just leave me alone.

    *Name has been changed for the sake of anonymity.

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  • 30 End-of-Year Messages for Your Lover, Family, and Friends

    30 End-of-Year Messages for Your Lover, Family, and Friends

    2024 is gradually wrapping up, and it’s time to remind your friends and loved ones that despite Nigeria’s many attempts to unalive you, you guys made it. Whether you want to make the LOYL feel extra special, remind your family how much they mean to you, or show your friends that you actually rate them, we’ve compiled 30 end-of-year messages that’ll do the job.

    End-of-year messages for your lover

    Because your special person deserves to end the year with a smile, a warm heart, and a reminder of how much they mean to you.

    30 End-of-Year Messages for Your Lover, Family, and Friends

    As the year draws to a close, my heart overflows with gratitude for your love. May the coming year bring us even greater joy, deeper love, and countless blessings. May God continue to shower us with His grace and mercy.

    Thank you for being my sunshine on the darkest days and my partner in every adventure. I’m so excited to write another chapter of our love story next year.

    I’m so grateful for the love, laughter, and support you’ve given me this year. May the New Year bring you all the happiness your heart can hold. May God bless you abundantly.

    With every passing year, my love for you grows stronger. I pray that the coming year brings us closer together and fills our lives with joy, peace, and divine favour.

    As we say goodbye to this year, I look forward to what the future holds for us. May God bless our love and guide our steps.

    May the New Year bring you all the love, joy, and success you deserve. I pray that God continues to bless our relationship and fill our lives with His love.

    Your love has been my constant through every ups and downs. Thank you for being my rock this year. I love you more than words can say.

    May love, peace, and prosperity fill our lives as we embark on a new year. I pray for God’s continued blessings upon us.

    Here’s to another year of you stealing my food, finishing my jokes, and being the best thing that’s ever happened to me. Let’s make 2025 even crazier.

    Looking back on this year, I’m most grateful for the moments we shared and the love we grew. Here’s to another year of adventures, laughter, and endless love. I’m so lucky to have you.

    End-of-year messages for family 

    Your family deserves all the love and appreciation for supporting you, stressing you out, and making you who you are.

    30 End-of-Year Messages for Your Lover, Family, and Friends

    To the family who made this year unforgettable, thank you for the love, laughs, and never-ending support. I’m grateful to call you mine every day.

    As we end this year, I pray that our home remains filled with love, joy, and our shared blessings. May we continue to grow together.

    Here’s to surviving another year with this crazy family. May 2025 bring fewer arguments and more family game nights where we don’t fight.

    I’m so grateful for a family that’s as loving as it is chaotic. May our group chats be filled with fewer fights and more memes in 2025.

    The older I get, the more I realise how much I need my family. Thank you for being my everything this year. I love you all endlessly.

    No matter where life takes me, home will always be where my family is. Thank you for being my safe space and biggest cheerleaders.

    I pray that every dream we’ve nurtured as a family comes true in the new year. May our bonds grow stronger and our hearts stay full.

    Thank you for being a family with whom I can laugh, cry, and argue—sometimes all at once. Cheers to another year of unforgettable memories.

    Family is the gift that keeps on giving. I’m blessed to have you all in my life, and I can’t wait to make more memories in the new year.

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    End-of-year messages for friends

    Your friends deserve a shout-out for making the year memorable. Let them know how much you love their chaotic, hilarious, and heartwarming presence in your life.

    This year wouldn’t have been half as fun without you. Thank you for the laughs and late-night calls and for being my personal therapist. Here’s to more unforgettable moments in 2025.

    I pray the new year brings you everything you’ve worked so hard for and that our friendship thrives. You deserve all the blessings coming your way.

    Here’s to another year of questionable decisions, inside jokes, and pretending to be responsible adults. Let’s make 2025 our best year yet!

    Through every high and low, you’ve been there. Thank you for being my ride-or-die this year. I’m so grateful for your friendship.

    I pray the new year brings you joy, love, and fewer reasons to say ‘God when?’ We’re manifesting only good vibes for 2024.

    Some friends become family, and you’re one of them. Thank you for making this year brighter and better. Can’t wait for more adventures together.

    May 2025 bring you more wins, fewer disappointments, and countless moments of happiness. I’m sure our friendship will keep flourishing.

    We’ve barely survived another year of Nigeria’s shege. Here’s to more unfiltered rants, memes, and nights we can’t remember with people we’ll never forget.

    I’m endlessly grateful for the friendship we share. Thank you for being a source of joy and strength. Let’s make next year even more incredible.

    Happy New Year to my amazing friends! Cheers to another year of friendship, fun, and unforgettable memories. May God continue to bless our friendship.

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  • “I Like My Friends, but I Forget to Text Back” — 8 Nigerians on Why They Rarely Hit Reply

    “I Like My Friends, but I Forget to Text Back” — 8 Nigerians on Why They Rarely Hit Reply

    The miracle of the mobile device means people can stay connected 24/7. For some people, this doesn’t make digital communication with their loved ones any easier; in fact, it has become a factor that negatively affects their interpersonal relationships. 

    We talk to eight young Nigerians about their bad texting habits and how it has affected the relationships they maintain, asking them, “Are you a bad texter only when you don’t like the person you’re texting?”

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    Kwansogbu*

    Nah. I like my friends very much, but I forget to text back because I’m absent-minded and easily distracted. I’ll see a notification and say, “I’ll respond to it when I’m done with what I’m doing,” but I never do. I often feel like a bad friend when it comes to texting because I really want to stay in touch, but it doesn’t come naturally. Sometimes I open texts from my crush and only realise (by seeing their name) hours later that I didn’t reply.

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    Kylie*

    I’m a bad texter even with people I really love. I’m better at calls, but I literally hate texting. I can’t explain why, but it just stresses me out. I feel like we should control our phones, not the other way around. With texting, I’m expected to respond immediately, and, I just don’t have the capacity for that.  It has made my friends think I don’t like them as much because other people they barely know are ready to text them all the time. I enjoy physical interaction more than texts. I’d hang out with my friends every day if I could but sadly, most of them live in different cities now, and some abroad.

    Sommelier*

    Honestly, I’ve really tried to get better at it. I get bursts of motivation to text, but that never lasts. Most potential partners have to push through my bad response times to get to know me. I’m grateful my friends understand because it would be easy to get mad at me. I’d rather just have a phone call, a quick in-and-out. 

    Dana*

    Sometimes, I think I’ve replied, and I find out later that I didn’t. It’s weird because I wasn’t like this in the past.

    It all started 2 years ago. I was going through a lot and was a bit depressed, so I  was unwilling to reply to any texts. I went on many social media breaks during this time, and most of my friends ultimately became tired and distant, which I totally understand. I became used to replying to texts when I felt mentally up to it.

    My remaining friends have gotten used to it, so they just wait until I reply. On other days, they send messages repeatedly, so I reply to them.

    Sometimes, I try to dedicate my day to replying to all my friends, but other days, I feel down and don’t reply on time. I’ve worked really hard to fix my bad texting habits, and I think I’m getting better.

    Sunshine*

    I’m really a bad texter, and it stems from having a traumatic childhood. I’ve always liked keeping to myself; I grew up being told to be more reserved. Now, I have an avoidant personality, and I fear being too much or saying too much. 

    This means I’m terrible at communicating with friends or texting. I’m used to going through stuff alone. So anytime I’m at a crossroads in my life, I panic, disappear and stop texting. I know I had a traumatic childhood, and I need to see a therapist because of my avoidance issue, but I’ve been managing it well. One day, I’ll have enough dispensable cash to see a therapist; there is so much to unpack. 

    Jay*

    Omo, at this point, I’m a bad texter to everyone. Once, my estranged best friend tried to reconnect with me, and I aired her for days. There were also other factors involved (my sim got blocked, and I was writing exams). When I finally got back to her to reconnect, she said she was no longer interested. I didn’t even try to convince her because, lowkey, I knew I didn’t have it in me to actually text her frequently. At the time, I felt bad, but now I don’t really care anymore.

    Hen*

    In general, I find conversations quite overwhelming, especially after a full day of work. I don’t want to return to even more conversations. As such, I’ll put off responding until I feel better, but then I’ll forget to respond.

    McGash*

    No, I just struggle to connect emotionally to what’s not right in front of me. I think of myself as an “in-person” person. Also, I’ve come to gradually shun social media. This, combined with a myriad of short-term memory issues, means I struggle to maintain my attention in a chat setting and hardly remember why when I do. Liking someone has little to do with it for me.

    Betty Godson

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