BBNaija is going to destroy us all.
“Bow down bitches” suddenly has a new meaning.
Here’s how to know if you’re entangled in an evil covenant.
“COVID-19 is gonna turn everyone into vampires!”
Step 1: Stage a deliverance session.
‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ on steriods.
Today’s book is titled, “The Spiritual Dangers Of Women Wearing Trousers”. “And that’s on period!” – The author of this book The author starts with throwing shade at modern preachers who (so as to not lose church members) tell women that they’re allowed to wear whatever they want. He says that by encouraging women to […]
Pay your tithe or GET CURSED!
The evil that men do lives after them and fucks up their descendants’ lives.
No longer do you have to mentally and constantly beat your meat.
Obviously not your average (sane) 7-year-old.
“Let’s get ready to rumble…with demons!!!”
It’s time to find Mr. Right!
Contraceptives will impotently demonize your genitals.
Oral sex is the gateway to becoming Christian Grey.
Oh, you like your hair down to your ass? Congrats. You’re going to hell!
Do you know that you have literal demon spawn running around?
Who knew that hell had its own postal service?
If you sex, in any position whatsoever, you will die.
Finally! A period piece!!
This one is for all the fornicators out there.
A journalist VIP pass to hell?? Girrrl!
“Shake that booty that Jesus gave you all the way to HELL.”
The Queen of the Coast is coming for your asses. Literally.
Every Nigerian employer’s dream job applicant.
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