The evil that men do lives after them and fucks up their descendants’ lives.
No longer do you have to mentally and constantly beat your meat.
Obviously not your average (sane) 7-year-old.
“Let’s get ready to rumble…with demons!!!”
It’s time to find Mr. Right!
Contraceptives will impotently demonize your genitals.
Oral sex is the gateway to becoming Christian Grey.
Oh, you like your hair down to your ass? Congrats. You’re going to hell!
Do you know that you have literal demon spawn running around?
Who knew that hell had its own postal service?
If you sex, in any position whatsoever, you will die.
Finally! A period piece!!
This one is for all the fornicators out there.
A journalist VIP pass to hell?? Girrrl!
“Shake that booty that Jesus gave you all the way to HELL.”
The Queen of the Coast is coming for your asses. Literally.
Every Nigerian employer’s dream job applicant.
“Shawty got dem apple bottom jeans, on her way to HELL!”
From the woman who says she served Satan for 990 years!
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