If you’ve ever been in one, you’ll know that long-distance relationships are the ghetto. From the constant I miss yous to the severe horniness that afflicts you, long-distance relationships are nothing to write home about. Luckily, there are a couple of things you can do to help make your long-distance relationship easier to bear. 1. […]
What does it mean to be a man? Surely, it’s not one thing. It’s a series of little moments that add up. “Man Like” is a weekly Zikoko series documenting these moments to see how it adds up. It’s a series for men by men, talking about men’s issues. We try to understand what it […]
Nigerian women. What a phenomenon. If you’ve ever had to woo a Nigerian woman, you know it’s not exactly the easiest of tasks. Asides swimming through 7 oceans and conquering 7 mountains, there a few other things that can get you to a Nigerian woman’s heart. I made a list. 1. Give her money You […]
Love is such a beautiful and wonderful feeling. Sometimes, this wonderful feeling takes your sense for vanishing and makes you do some really crazy things. So, we asked nine Nigerian women to tell us the craziest things they have done for love. Halima, 20 I once cancelled a 70k gig because this guy I was […]
At some point, every Nigerian man has toyed with the idea of having a sugar mummy. Don’t deny it. Even you. The appeal of finding sex and financial aid in the same place is the Nigerian man’s dream. With the Nigerian economy being what it is, the demand for sugar mummies has skyrocketed. As usual, […]
If your parents are sitting on this table, allow us tell your story. 1) “When will you marry?” Small play. 2) “God bless you.” How did God enter this topic? 3) “Have you eaten?” Please focuss. 4) “Go and read your books.” Na me fuck up. Last last. 5) “Make sure you don’t impregnate anyone.” […]
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“Love is a beautiful thing, don’t get it twisted.” – D’banj. I don’t believe in the concept of soul mates. However, I believe that whoever you choose to make a relationship work with is the one. When you add a little bit of inshallah and God no go shame us into the mix, you may […]
A few weeks ago, we created a quiz that accurately graded your sex life. Now, we want to see what grade your love life deserves. Have you had a lot of meaningful relationships (a coveted A) or have you been saddled with a bunch of shitty ones (a disappointing F)? Take to find out:
Toxic relationships are one of the nightmares of adulting. They are bad for your health all around, but sometimes it’s not easy recognizing that you are actually in one. Because we are like your internet guardian angels, giving you all the guides you need to navigate this adulting thing we decided to make this list […]
Situationship – When you are together but not really together-together like that. You can be physically naked with them but your emotions dey wear cloth. Well, if that confused you, it confused us too. And since it’s a ball of confusion, here are the signs you need to see so you can be released from […]
What is your view on dating? Do you think you should date with the intention to marry or just go with the flow? Well, this quiz knows how many serious relationships you have left in you. Take it below:
Do Nigerian women have game? This is has been the subject of many philosophical debates. Curious about the answer to this, I asked a couple of men about the worst pick up lines Nigerian women have used on them. Well, the answers range from funny to creepy, to just ah. 1) Wetin be dis? “I […]
If you survived uni without the love of your life, chances are everyone is expecting you to end NYSC with love. We’ll tell you how to find love during NYSC.
Last year, we did a series of #MyLoop interviews, asking a few stars the songs they listen to when they’re feeling any major emotion. With today being Valentine’s Day, it’s only right that we focus on love From Joeboy listening to his smash hit, ‘Baby”, to Ladipoe jamming Burna Boy’s sneakily romantic “Pull Up”, here […]
1) “Bighead” = “I like you but I would rather play games so you don’t feel yourself too much. Mschew, why can’t you pick up all the hints I am sending you in my head?” 2) “Your girlfriend will beat me” = “Are you single? slightly single? or slightly married? let’s be guided before feelings […]
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