Z! Daily: This Lagos babe’s major income source is her “fine girl” benefits

November 1, 2022

Also: Nigerian celebrities came out for Halloween in these meh costumes.

1 November,
2022

Hey, you. Today has been one of those days when I just want to curl up and sleep, hoping I’d wake up to find that all’s right with the world again.

If only it were that easy.

Tife Editor

LOVE CURRENCY

The Inside Gist: The Lagos Babe Life on a ₦30k Salary and Fine Girl Benefits


[When I saw “₦30k salary” in the title, I honestly thought it was a mistake. My
brain is still struggling to understand how living a Lagos babe life and a ₦30k salary can be in the same sentence. Alas, it wasn’t a mistake.]

Hi Ama. This #LoveCurrency story looks like there must’ve been
much to cover during the interview — from asexuality to dating multiple men. How was it?


Yeah, the interview was really long. We started on WhatsApp, moved to a fifteen-minute video call on Meet, before returning to WhatsApp. It was a lot.

Is it just me who feels the main boyfriend should know she has side pieces? Like, how’s she always buying him gifts on a ₦30k salary?


Right? But he actually doesn’t know. She said something about dumping men the moment they found out she had other men. Like, she’d just cut them off and keep it moving.

Interesting. It’s how she calls the men “income sources” for me. Dfkm.

Read the story here


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Wizkid really took his “no-stress” persona to heart because, what the heck is that costume? I also expected more from Ebuka, TBH.

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Lagos drivers have their wahala, but I’m sure most people would agree the agbero billing is just mad. I hope the strike enforces positive change.

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Some of the funniest Nigerian tweets from October 2022

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We Need to Talk About Kizz Daniel’s Problematic Lyrics.

His latest single, Cough (Odo), is the newest addition to the Kizz Daniel “inappropriate lyrics” library.

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