“Just don’t take me to Lagos”
The first thing ₦400k salary told us is that it’s allergic to Lagos. All its problems seem to start once it enters that city.
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“If you must, carry me somewhere cheap”
It specifically mentioned the mainland and Ikorodu.
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Treat me with care
You people scream “be kind” every day, but you don’t practice what you preach. Have you thought about its feelings?
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I don’t do well with baddies
We stan a salary that knows its boundaries.
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“Look at me now. Am I not enough?”
Who knew ₦400k salary also watches BBNaija?
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“Half of you guys can’t even afford Chicken Republic refuel max, but you think you can afford me?”
That’s a little classist, but very Nigerian of ₦400k.
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“Inflation, you do this one”
To be fair, inflation is who we need to drag like small gen.
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“I be Idan too, I be boss”
It might be big for nothing, but it’s still hard to get, please.
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“Buhari, you will crumble for this disgrace”
And to that, we say, “Amen!”
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