Many Nigerians have either been unemployed, underemployed or in a bad job at some point in their work history. To make you appreciate how far you have come, we created a quiz to guess your first salary.
Take this to find out:
How do you pronounce Zikoko?
How much do you think is an ideal salary every month?
Who is your favourite DMW member?
What's the first thing you do after getting paid?
Which best describes your approach to choosing a job?
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