Bank staff – ₦‎60k

They already count more than enough money every day. Why would they ever need more?

Politicians – ₦‎33k

If they really want to be public servants, they should lead by example and collect a minimum wage. It’s the least they can do.

Barbers –  ₦‎1 million

They can literally mess up your look for the next month. You definitely don’t want to mess with their pay.

Policemen – ₦‎500k

Let’s pay them well enough that it won’t even occur to them to stress us whenever we meet them on the road.

Teachers – ₦500k

Do you really want to underpay the people responsible for ensuring your child’s future is bright? Do you want to pay for a low-current future?

Doctors – Whatever they ask for

We don’t even have enough of them, so we can’t afford to play hard-to-get with the people japa-ing  every other Tuesday.

Lagos babes – Everything and more

Like it or not, being a Lagos babe is a full-time profession. Serving looks not only requires talent, but lots of money too. That’s why ‎they deserve everything.

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