For some days now, I have been dreaming of dollars because no matter where you live, the dollar is a strong currency.
As a result of my current obsession, I decided to write a letter expressing my feelings.
My dearest Dolly-Benjamin, how are you today?
I constantly dream of you every day and night.
You haven’t called me in a while. I hope all is well?
As I am dreaming of you, I just want you to be appearing in my pocket.
Morning, Afternoon, Night. That’s kuku what the Doctor prescribed for me.
With or without conversion to Naira you are bae!
Till death do us apart.
Call me. Your best friend, careful Egungun who doesn’t go to the express.