1) Bibles…For Boys
I guess this version just takes out all the badass women who did badass shit. Sorry, Esther and Deborah.
2) Earplugs…For Men
The earplugs are in the shape of bullets. I can’t even deal.
3) Doughnuts…For Men
Maybe it doubles as practice material for cunnilingus. I don’t know. I’m just as confused as you are.
4) Bread…For Men
To prepare men for all the suffering they go through in life, every slice of bread will be like the top and bottom slices.
5) Sunscreen…For Men
Everyone knows that the sun hits men harder than women.
6) Tea…For Men
Is that pepper?!!! SDKJHFSKHDJKSH!!!!
7) Kiddie Urinals
What the fuck…?
8) Sanitizer…For Man
The manitizer kills 100% of germs.
9) Water…For Men
Imagine being a woman dying of thirst in traffic because all the vendors only have Men’s Water.
10) Wet Wipes…For Men
Legend has that if a man uses regular wipes, his penis will wither and fall off.
