1. When you’re driving and you see a police checkpoint.
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2. The Nigerian police starter pack:
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3. Nigerian police, when they see a car with tinted windows.
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4. When they stop you and ask “can we know you?”
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5. When they see a young person driving a nice car.
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6. When they just assume you’re either a yahoo boy or a runz girl.
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7. When they ask to see your phone.
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8. When they start waving gun in your face on top checking license.
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9. When they jump in your front seat and tell you to drive to their office.
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10. When they see that you have all your particulars complete.
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11. Nigerian police and “anything for boys?”
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12. When you finally do ‘happy weekend’ for them.
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13. When someone says “the police is your friend”.
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