The Man, The Legend, Pete Edochie

Whenever you see a movie poster with this man on it, just know he will use the line “the elders say”. The Nigerian embodiment of Solomon, we think he should have a book out already. Take a look at these posts by people who want to be him.

1. For you guys that love food more than life.

Whoever presents his own head to break coconut would not be able to partake in the eating of it.
— Pete Edochie Proverb (@Pete_Edochie) October 3, 2015

2. When you’re thinking the elders don’t know about #SeizeTheBae.

A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guests at her wedding.
— Pete Edochie Proverb (@Pete_Edochie) September 30, 2015

3. For those of you waiting for the “perfect moment” listen.

Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting for them to be ripe, others are eating them with salt.
— Pete Edochie Proverb (@Pete_Edochie) October 7, 2015

4. Are you trying to toast a babe that has never had a good relationship?

Before you agree to date a widow, you must first find out what killed her husband.
— Pete Edochie Proverb (@Pete_Edochie) September 22, 2015

5. When a bus conductor asks a person in a G Wagon “who are you?”

When the goat starts to laugh on hearing that the lion is around, we need to check what type of grass it has been eating.
— Pete Edochie (@peteedochi) July 24, 2015

6. Did you steal someone’s boyfriend? Or meat from the pot?

A person with clear conscience never fears the midnight knocking on the door.
— Pete Edochie Proverb (@Pete_Edochie) January 19, 2016

7. Sometimes some people are not just your mate.

It is not hunger that makes a cat to be smaller than a tiger, It is its nature.
— Pete Edochie Proverb (@Pete_Edochie) January 16, 2016

8. Are you about to start a fight you can’t handle?

What did Pete Edochie say about stones and bullets? A man who doesn't want to receive bullets doesn't throw stones at a man with a gun
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) August 31, 2015

9. Just a quick reminder that sometimes your person can be your enemy.

When the axe entered the forest, the trees said 'Look, the handle is one of US.
— Pete Edochie Proverb (@Pete_Edochie) August 13, 2015

10. Are you always hungry? Here’s your excuse.

There is no god like one's stomach, we must sacrifice to it every day.
— Pete Edochie Proverb (@Pete_Edochie) February 8, 2015

11. If you ever thought the elders aren’t technology savvy.

Wisdom is like a baobab tree; no one individual can embrace it. Kindly join my BBM channel here > C003EF5D3
— Pete Edochie Proverb (@Pete_Edochie) July 18, 2015

12. Another perfect example of ‘You think you’re doing me, you’re doing yourself.

The man who urinates in the river, because he lives up-stream has forgotten that he has kindred that bathe down-stream
— Pete Edochie(Parody) (@EdochieWisdom) February 25, 2012

13. And if you were ever wondering who wisdom don epp, this quote will tell you.

I Never have problems with NEPA. My house is powered by the light of wisdom.
— Pete Edochie (@PeteyEdochie) August 7, 2012

The Man, The Legend, Pete Edochie

1. For you guys that love food more than life.

2. When you’re thinking the elders don’t know about #SeizeTheBae.

3. For those of you waiting for the “perfect moment” listen.

4. Are you trying to toast a babe that has never had a good relationship?

5. When a bus conductor asks a person in a G Wagon “who are you?”

6. Did you steal someone’s boyfriend? Or meat from the pot?

7. Sometimes some people are not just your mate.

8. Are you about to start a fight you can’t handle?

9. Just a quick reminder that sometimes your person can be your enemy.

10. Are you always hungry? Here’s your excuse.

11. If you ever thought the elders aren’t technology savvy.

12. Another perfect example of ‘You think you’re doing me, you’re doing yourself.

13. And if you were ever wondering who wisdom don epp, this quote will tell you.

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The Man, The Legend, Pete Edochie

1. For you guys that love food more than life.

2. When you’re thinking the elders don’t know about #SeizeTheBae.

3. For those of you waiting for the “perfect moment” listen.

4. Are you trying to toast a babe that has never had a good relationship?

5. When a bus conductor asks a person in a G Wagon “who are you?”

6. Did you steal someone’s boyfriend? Or meat from the pot?

7. Sometimes some people are not just your mate.

8. Are you about to start a fight you can’t handle?

9. Just a quick reminder that sometimes your person can be your enemy.

10. Are you always hungry? Here’s your excuse.

11. If you ever thought the elders aren’t technology savvy.

12. Another perfect example of ‘You think you’re doing me, you’re doing yourself.

13. ​And if you were ever wondering who wisdom don epp, this quote will tell you.

About the Authors

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OUR MISSION

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13. And if you were ever wondering who wisdom don epp, this quote will tell you.