Ladies, Here Is How To Attend Your Ex’s Wedding In Grand Style

October 5, 2016

1. So you just found out your ex boyfriend is getting married.

Wow!

2. And to be honest, you’re a bit confused

“What’s going on?”

3. Because he had the guts to invite you!

He is brave oh!

4. It’s not like you are a bad belle person oh!

At all!

5. But the reason you people broke up is that he said he doesn’t believe in marriage!

“It’s just a piece of paper”

6. So now he has been converted abi!

Very what? Very good!

7. Does he think you won’t attend?

Could it be?

8. Because you will oh! And in grand style!

YES!

9. The day of his wedding, you take more time than usual bathing, so your skin looks and feels like velvet.

Most beautiful!

10. Then you give them the most sizzling make up look you have perfected.

11. Now you’re looking fine, smelling great and ready to go!

We move!

12. You walk into the reception like:

“I have arrived peasants!”

13. And then smile at all his useless relatives that could not talk sense into his head when you were dating.

“I hate you all.”

14. You say hello to all his friends like you care about them.

Useless bunch

15. And eat all the food there is in sight.

Chop all their money!

16. Before you leave, you greet the bride and groom like:

“Good bye peasants! Have a nice life!”

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