Will embarass you in public
You can’t take her out
Her boyfriend is probably named Sege
2. The Lowkey Most Wanted Girlfriend
Nobody knows who she is dating
But everybody still wants her
She has different boyfriends she doesn’t even know about
3. The Fortunate Girlfriend
Everybody likes her and pities her
Can give you 40% of her salary if she loves you
Once you break up with her good things start happening to her
4. The Role Model Girlfriend
Is dating a rich guy
Has the best and perfect relationship
She is your boyfriend’s WCW
5. The Talkative Girlfriend
Wants to talk all the time
Is always making grammar mistakes
Can still steal your boyfriend
6. The “our wife” Girlfriend
Is very pretty and liked by everyone
Will cook for her boyfriend and his friends
Cries a lot when she is maltreated
7. The Patient Girlfriend
Treats her boyfriend right all the time
Will forgive you if you cheat
Only if you sing “African Queen” three times
8. The Greedy Girlfriend
Cannot keep her eyes somewhere
Always looking for some special type of boyfriend called Johnny
She will use all your money for funny hairstyles
9. The Family’s Favorite Girlfriend
Is the best girlfriend
Her boyfriend’s mother and her are best friends
Her boyfriend likes to call her “my wife”
10. The Gist Bank Girlfriend
Has every human beings gist
Will tell you who your boyfriend is cheating on you with
Will show you her expensive bag when you ask “where is your boyfriend?”
11. The Relationship Advisor Girlfriend
Will tell you what to do to have the best relationship
Always has relationship problems
Can dress well and steal your man at your own wedding
12. The Secret Girlfriend
Will dress better than the host at any party
Can help you date your boyfriend
Knows how to run a catering business
13. The Angry Girlfriend
She probably pressured her boyfriend into a relationship
Can beat you up and cause trouble if you don’t propose quickly
Will break up with you and block you on instagram if you smile to another girl
14. The Sure Girlfriend
Comes from a rich family
Spoils her boyfriend whenever she can
Your boyfriend is probably in her inbox
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