1. First of all you have to pick a Twitter. You have intellectual, economist, feminist, life coach, relationship advisor, political, LWKMD, football Twitter etc.
Just pick one. Or you might be relegated to one.
2. If you decide to go with intellectual Twitter, you need a proper grasp of the art of faking depth plus or minus several dozen ‘isms’.
Google is always your friend.
3. You need an indepth knowledge of Twitter vocabulary and syntax.
This is not a drill. Wyd if you don’t know what ‘wyd’ means?
4. There are only five topics that Nigerian Twitter recycles – feminism, women cooking, men paying for cab, rape and money.
Know these topics well, or know how to be fake deep.
5. Don’t laugh too much when someone is getting trolled. Your time will come.
It is guaranteed.
6. When someone that’s being trolled calls you for defense, don’t respond.
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