1. You’ve only been married a minute but everyone is already asking “Where are your kids?”
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2. When your husband that was happy eating shawarma before marriage suddenly wants pounded yam everyday.
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3. Before marriage you got plenty dates, surprises and presents. After marriage, nothing.
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4. When family members come to visit and before you know it they’ve been around for a week.
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5. When that family member that won’t leave starts giving you marital ‘advice’.
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6. When everyone assumes that because you’re married you share everything.
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7. When you forget your wife’s birthday or wedding anniversary.
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8. When new gadgets come out and your wife is cooking new soups regularly.
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Uhhnnn…I know what you’re doing!
9. When outsiders are trying to find something wrong with your marriage.
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10. When you want to watch football but your wife wants to watch Scandal, so you watch Scandal.
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11. When your single friends are planning to hang out and no one invites you.
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12. When people throw “Are you not married?” question at you when you try to do any fun thing.
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13. When people try to remind you of your wild past in front of your partner.
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14. When research and science won’t shut up about your sex life. Today married people have plenty sex.
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15. Tomorrow, married people don’t have enough sex.
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