1. Make sure you invite them 2 hours early because of African Time
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You want to start at 11? You have to tell them 9.
2. Make sure your MC isn’t a learner
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All his jokes are from when Obasanjo was president.
3. Lose the invite of that uncle that likes to report
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See him o, he has already started calling your mother.
4. The two cousins that fight, keep them away from each other
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You can’t be using valuable dancing time to separate Mortal Kombat.
5. Don’t worry about sending your in-laws transport money, they’ll find their way
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Don’t chase any cats away too, they’re from the village.
6. Keep your yoruba demon friends away from any girls
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His version of small chops is a broken heart.
7. Make sure the small chops is plenty unless they’ll be squeezing face
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Looking like you killed their mothers.
8. Laugh at everyones jokes, even if they aren’t funny
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Your cheeks will pain you but at least everyone’s happy.