1. When teenagers go and cry to their parents about heartbreak.
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Wait! So no slaps and a lecture on facing your education? WOW
2. When a teenager says “shut up mom” or “shut up dad” in a moment of rebellion and the next scene is not their funeral.
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How please?
3. When a character in an action movie can travel around the world impromptu without a single visa interview.
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Wow so you can just move around like that? Must be nice.
4. When a character ignores a whole table of food because they are late to work.
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So you will waste all that food like that.
5. When the villain wants to kill the protagonist and starts making one long unnecessary speech.
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Face your killing work please.
6. When white people hear a “noise” even though they’re the only ones at home and decide to go and investigate.
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If you sit down and ignore it is it not better?
7. When a group of friends decide to play with an ouija board or visit a haunted house “for fun”.
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If you are looking for death, please just say it.
8. When the underdog wins even though he/she has been inept throughout the movie.
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How please?