1. When someone mentions reporting you to the boss
Report who? You no know oga na my padi.
2. When someone from another department sends you on an errand
You think i’m your house boy ba?
3. When they hire a new person and you’re now the senior worker
Na me be O.G.
4. How you sit down at your desk
This is my fathers parlour now.
5. When someone that used to bully you at the office now needs your help
Can you see your life?
6. How you look at your phone when you get a work text at home
Don’t you people sleep, nawa o.
7. When someone threatens to fire you
I beg your pardon?! You know who I am?
8. When they actually fire you for slacking off
Oga please, i’m a father of five. Don’t do this.