1. ‘Pssst’
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When they’re too tired/stressed to say your name.
2. ‘This one’
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When looking at you is just annoying them.
3. ‘That one’
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When they’re eyeing you as you’re walking out.
4. ‘Em, what’s your name’
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When they’re concentrating on something else but need your help.
5. ‘Mr man’
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When they’re about to tell you how unserious you are.
6. ‘My dear’
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Used when they’re warning you in a public place.
7. ‘Alan poser’
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When they’re hailing you for your outfit.
8. ‘Eysss’ (Ace)
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Closely related to ‘this one’, used when they’re about to say you’re stupid.