1. 1 Dollar = 1000 Naira
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Heart attack in one sentence.
2. 70 Naira gala.
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How am i supposed to buy gala and coke now?
3. V.I.O.
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Agents of frustration.
4. Your mother calling your full name.
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You’ll be destabilised, even though you dunno why she’s calling you.
5. Buying a meat pie that has nothing in it.
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Just chest pain for the rest of the day.
6. Sending credit to a wrong number.
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Have to call MTN and start crying on the phone.
7. Your parent dropping the cane and wanting to use their hands.
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That means they’re prepared to kill.
8. When the ATM didn’t dispense but you still got debited.
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Enough to make a grown man cry.