1. “Guy, the pad is slippery. Who used it last?”
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If you didn’t eat so much, I wouldn’t be losing.
2. Chill, let’s restart. There was something in my eye when you scored that 5th goal.
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No, it was sand not my tears.
3. It’s not my fault I lost, you were talking too much. It’s distracting na.
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Your voice is too loud.
4. “Let me use that pad. You gave me the bad one, scammer”
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The pad is hot even… You knew it was bad.
5. This seat isn’t comfortable. It’s giving me back pain.
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So I must break my back over FIFA
6. “Is this FIFA 2020? I only play FIFA 2012”
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Why are you bringing a different game for me?
7. “Put on the AC, how am I supposed to play in this heat. Am I a snake?”
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Whether you want to cook hotdog in this heat. Fool.
8. I like Call of Duty even. You know i’m not a sports person
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I only play shooting games, you know na.